Andrew Altman

Hobbies: Magnets

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A guaranteed good life requires having only two things: as much sex as possible and a sense of humor. #imonanewlevel

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Capitalists' mantra: Shoot From The Hip.

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The moderators for every presidential debate (Democratic and Republican) should include one Democrat, one Republican, and one Independent.

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Above all else, even the procurement of my own welfare, I have a burning desire to help people; even if unsolicited or entirely not my place

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Bernie Sanders isn't just the most qualified and steadfast; he's the sole true people's candidate! #Bernie2016 #BernieSanders #FeelTheBern

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Brevity is the soul of wit. Subtlety is the heart of poise.

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You can have all that, and more. That's the American Dream. #murica

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How to Peel and Cut Orange 3 Easy Way https://t.co/nd92Wdlakz via @YouTube

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Thanks, Obama. No, literally, thank you @BarackObama. You told @jonstewart he's been a great gift to the country, and the same goes for you.

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The latest pandemic: Gung ho, impetuous sharing of political views on social media. "Hmm, this strikes me. Share!" Apropos, sorry Leviathan.

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Consider the aggregate societal hindrance accrued over every conversation ended by "don't talk back; I'm your elder" #libraryofalexandria

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Egotism: antithesis of progress. Collaborate ferociously! Surfaces hold up against scratches–Claw, Gnash, Tear every status quo a new one!

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I don't meditate. I meta-tate. #iamagod

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more focus on humanities. more cooks in the kitchen. less inequality, barriers to entry, and anchorage in past methods. #destinationPPF

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“Last year was the best year for job growth since the 1990s.” —President Obama

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bouncing around the idea of jumping out of an airplane w/o a parachute. Not now too much shit to do. Maybe 2075. unless I'm immortal by then

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Post 1951 US conflicts increasingly last 10+ yrs and ever complicate/mutate. Exchanging the burden of sovereignty is just that. Repeal 22nd?

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Spotify made mobile app per subscription first cause grand strategy said laptops don't fit in pockets. #higherthinking #millennialsanonymous

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Just give me a snorkel and I can sleep anywhere.