Captain Shrimp

Squirrels In My Pants

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@ohdeercoffee Reminds me of South Park Mickey Mouse

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@Spidrex41436482 @SpideyDoeStuff He was briefly the acting mayor! :D

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I swear I remember OCT having a snippet of a song on TikTok that they wrote about the 2008 recession, and it was a BANGER. I've waited years for the extended version to release, but I went back to find it and CAN'T??? Tell me others know what I’m talking about

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@itsMaruDe Whelp his future actions aren’t on us! We’re not helping fund him anymore and everyone knows who he really is now.

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In all seriousness though using this whole chart is a cool concept. I’m just constantly thinking about Moon Knight

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@heartteabags We were assuming he had shame. Our bad 😭

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@arknight_sh Unfortunately, when a character is as cool as him, it attracts more fans who push cliches onto him, is my thought. I was a Nightwing fan first before I picked up a Tim comic

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@MENACETOTHEWEB @476_MN Before that 2006 run he was pretty set on a no kill rule actually. The writers of the comic world wanted to shake everything up and make everything darker, so they tore down all of Moon Knight's character growth and reputation. The writers after did their best to restore it

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@kayypability And knowing some parts were an act does not at all equate to the magnitude of what he turned out to be. He hasn’t acted "uwu" in years either

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@hexadecimalhues I agree that he physically could be but I’m just stuck on Rosie calling him young. She’s ancient sure but idk

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@f4emerice He’s recording her

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@JasonBrice60 @vxideku Because people were attacking him thinking he knew, so he decided to clear up that the reason why he avoided him for a while wasn’t because he knew he was cheating on his gf

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@heartteabags I mean new things keep coming out to make us mad all over again

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@needless_tweets @arshenikk And Jimbo apparently lol

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@voxmaxxingg Fr. Pilot Alastor maybe. But not this guy. That said, adults will act childish when complaining to their parents, and Rosie is clearly someone ancient to grant him such power. BUT she did say young and I’ve always considered 40-42 cutoff for being called young

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@voxmaxxingg We need a concrete timeline and age for sure. Like Alastor's age. It started out he died in his 40s, but now it’s unclear from the flashback lol. But if he did die in his 40s, that would mean he probably would’ve been drafted for WWI. Husk I can see as a vet but Al?

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@voxmaxxingg Idk i'd certainly believe he aged 11 years. I have considered this possibility though, if only because I’d assume it’d take longer for V to get tired of being weatherman. BUT if he’s already killing rapid pace in a decade, it’s more believable anyway

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@kayypability Two of my friends from undergrad who have lives (guess I gotta get one of those now lol) go to rock climbing gyms and apparently it’s a great way to make friends!

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@itsMaruDe I mentioned last night I finally have time to watch it since he was always mentioning it as his favorite show. My dad said it’s because he WAS bad lmao