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[christian williams @Cptwilliams828]

VIBES #MOOD https://t.co/1fLamsDZWn

[Q NO RAP NAME 📰🏝️🧮 @qnorapname_]

wile e coyote was not trying to catch the roadrunner so he could eat him. this should be obvious. he clearly had disposable income he coulda just bought food. he needed to catch that bird to prove something to himself

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Cam’ron had MaSe in TEARS after explaining how to call the cops without losing your street cred 😭💀🔥

[Marysia @marysia_cc]

Saul Steinberg, Self Portrait, 1949
take a break

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

The weather is BAD out there and it’s very important that you STAY HOME and STAY OFF THE ROADS so this guy can safely keep doing cool tricks around city hall

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jeff Garcia, the voice of Sheen Estevez in ‘Jimmy Neutron’, has sadly passed away at the age of 50.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

That time an Ewok appeared on the Today show and started moonwalking 🤣

[bballdad4️⃣4⃣7⃣4⃣5⃣ 📺 🏀🖋⚡️⚾️ 🐦#36🇨🇦 @bballdad44745]

Since some “unknown” executive with @MLB (probably a huge @Yankees fan by his own admission) contacted Fox MLB to remove this montage… I’m doing my part to make it live in perpetuity… #wantitall

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Shohei Ohtani is an amazing case study. Imagine the diabolical things Michael Jordan would get into if he could pretend he didn’t speak English

[LaCroix Jenkins @poe_collector]

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[𝙎𝙠𝙮𝙚𝙙 🇦🇺 @SkyedOKC]

Kenny always keeps it real

[Blooper @BlooperBraves]

answering only because it’s been asked, i also serve divorce papers upon request 📄

[YNW Mel Blanc @EricTrillman_]

Hang the MVP trophy over halfcourt for Game 7

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

War is never inevitable. Weapons can and must fall silent, for they never solve problems but only intensify them. Those who sow peace will endure throughout history, not those who reap victims. Others are not enemies to hate but human beings with whom to speak.

[★ @Jackeoos]

PAIGE BUECKERS TONIGHT:

45 POINTS
15/20 FGS
16 ASSISTS
15 REBOUNDS

this #demon is only a rookie, it’s only up from here!

[christian williams @Cptwilliams828]

I can’t wait to put on my cutest outfit tonight and tell jokes so funny people get scared.

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

sometimes his drawings make me feel like he might be the most kindhearted man on earth

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

2-0!! Bing Bong!! #RizzApproved

[GFP @glutenfreeperc]

Landing no flips to the kids bop version of Lucid Dreams is sooooo funny. I love them, they have no idea that they are true comedic geniuses in my world

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Let’s say you got 100 average men. No weapons. No training. Just fear in their eyes and dad bods in their way.

Then you got ONE full-grown silverback gorilla—600 pounds of pure rage, muscle, and tree-rippin’ power.

Now here comes the math…

Outta those 100 men, maybe 25% don’t even show up once they see the gorilla. That’s 25 cowards eliminated immediately.

Then you got 33 1/3% of ‘em tryin’ to talk it out—they’re done.
Another 20% just stand there frozen, pissing their pants.

Now you're left with about 21 guys, panicked, half-committed, and getting LAUNCHED like lawn darts.

But what if Big Poppa Pump’s in the mix? You just tipped the freakin’ scale.

Now it's not 100 men vs 1 gorilla… it’s 1 gorilla vs the Genetic Freak. And that spells disaster for that Gorilla.