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#MUFC , KANONO, MIDGET,foodie

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Me during World War III fighting for China because I accepted all of Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them:

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Now imagine the amount of meat he would get from a married cow.

[Boulangère👩‍🍳🌵 @aishatudanpullo]

Not me. I am self aware enough to know I have terrible traits. Just working on being a better person everyday.

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

This is exactly what happened to ODM 🤣🤣🤣

[Nick Muthumbi @nickmuthumbi]

Ooh! Kumbe petite privilege ni kama hii.. free transport nini nini

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Meanwhile huku Kenya tunadhani El-Nino ni story sa jaba. Disaster delayed is not disaster denied.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

I think it's called the Radio.

[LEV @LevisRyann]

You don’t find this kind of wit and humor on Instagram 😂

[Nasty African Girl @SunBirdZAKH]

if my dumbells are pink do they weigh less 🥺

[Elvis C.I @elvis_ci]

Stefan Salvatore returning to Mystic falls every generation as the grandson of his grandfather 😂

[. @UntoldbyTerry]

Bitch, I just hollered bc that’s exactly what they would do

[Azan Trini Dvbliew @IDCryses]

Avg. Ppl don't truly realise how class shapes people. I was once talking to a lady. She has 2 kids. preteen. One day, she heard her son saying he'd like to become a shopkeeper. She gathered the little money she had and sent him to The Hub, Karen. That little kid became Jeff Bezos

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Anything

[Dr. Ose Etiobhio @osemagnum]

sexual intercourse is the second commonest cause of pregnancy. you won't believe the first

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

ngl financial irresponsibility has given me some of the most memorable & happiest moments in my life

[LOTUS🪷 @Phechr_Ufuomaa]

Oh baby, they hate all of us equally.

[🅐🅝🅖🅔🅛 ❤︎ @angieinterludex]

It's Friday
I'm not pregnant, haven't looked at a man's following list
I’m not asking ChatGPT what the behavior or text means
And nobody's son is disturbing my nervous system.
Life is good.

[angel🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

no one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to you

[Birungi bianca P @prossybianca]

I will never tell a man that he can't find someone better than me. Because there are women who even take loans for a man.