Commentator 1: "Hattrick?"
Commentator 2: "Nahhh"
Commentator 1: "Hattrick, hattrick, hattrick, hattrick, hattrick, hattrick, hattrick"
This is the most golden piece of commentary ever ๐ค๐
- Josรฉ Mourinho back at Real Madrid
- Cristiano Ronaldo lifting the World Cup and hitting 1000 goals
- Madrid wins another UCL 3 peat and the treble
- Barca gets convicted for corruption and relegated to the second division
The world of football NEEDS this
What sick ridiculous puppets we are, and what a gross stage we dance on. What fun we have dancing and fucking. Not a care in the world. Not knowing that we are nothing. We are not what was intended.