Dave, Professor

If you like me then you like me, if you don’t then suck my dick. Half killer half nerdy.

[Dave, Professor @Cra_nky]

I got friends that will put a gun in your mouth, and friends still trying to catch all the Pokémon. I fuck with everybody.

[Dave, Professor @Cra_nky]

Eternal pitcher of the drunken mind

[Dave, Professor @Cra_nky]

https://t.co/zCcok4St8u
Speedin’ car, goin 90 in the rain

[niya @fushiqruo]

youre celebrating christmas eve? the thing that k1lled gojo satoru?

[Anime Posts @animeposts]

😭

[angela ☆ @artdiseasee]

celebrating christmas? the holiday that got gojo? idk man i should mourn instead of feeling jolly

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

Behind every dumb bitch is a pack of dumber bitches cheering that dumbass bitch on so she becomes an even dumber bitch

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

ALWAYS EXPECT A WOMAN TO BETRAY YOU.

Not because she's evil.
But because her loyalty belongs to her feelings.

[mogii এ @yearncel]

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now just remember nobody cares and it does get worse 🤍

[Rave Damsey @Lifeinvestmoney]

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough

Just remember no one cares

[Vee 💜 @itsbigvee]

Many women do not know that men pile up every disrespect they received till they’re good enough to leave

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Suddenly that tired man who used to leave early and come home late isn't your father anymore, it's you.

[Masculine Ego @MasculineEgo_]

The dark reality of modern marriage:

[flynn 🃓 🃄 🃔 🃛 🃃 @becausebuck]

lowkey i feel like i also wouldn't argue with my partner if our combined net worth was $1.67 billion and her half of that was $1.6 billion

[Aetius @AetiusRF]

There was a feminist who went undercover as a man to “expose” male privilege and ended up so severely depressed by what men deal with she took her own life