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The only evolution that exists in nature is evolving your hag into a milf. Do your part.

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@celestiumart Nah that kid would have laughed plenty and been so excited for so much. Shane Gillis was right to introduce to normies that people with down syndrome really are great and have great times. Too bad it took until his jokes to make it viral to many

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When I hear someone doesn't like babies, I 100% believe it is because they are unconsciously afraid they have to then compete for attention with a child like a child

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Because we, as humans, are biologically wired with an instinct to nurture our young.

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@AkemiKraus And becoming a burnt chicken nugget

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@AumGensokyo Yeah it was the technology handover. Plasma was around then too

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@physicsgeek This is like when that article came out in 2019/2020 about the English debating increasing the Lithium amount in the public water supply to combat civil unrest

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@AkemiKraus

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@AkemiKraus 🤡Garbo

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@TibiTibith @ShitpostRock2 Lack of phosphor glow is the real reason

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@AkemiKraus Seriously

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@nerissa_en No

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To the bros out there, you'll never not want to die once the bug has bitten you. Never expect the grand canyon to be diverted by a small stream, you must keep digging that new stream every day. Your water will enter the new but still dump in the old. Keep going. Jesus loves you.

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rough

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@AkemiKraus

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@luciacrabs Have you tried turning it on and off again?

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@AkemiKraus Ok that looks great

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@GrimmiVT Stuff like this makes me miss art bell stuff

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@RevyHollows And fits in yorha issued dress armor

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Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month.
I know many amazing men, from my husband, to my friends and family, to the lovely mods and chatters who come to my streams. You all are wonderful and deserve love, please remember you always have a place in this world and are needed. 🌱

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@chibidoki Ask it to pickup ice

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Finally got those rogue transmissions handled... wait, why is the broadcast room locked??? Get outta there!!

3 Years of AK kicks off with a month long AK-athon!

📆 MAY 31ST 5PM PST | 8 PM EST
📆 JULY 4TH MIDNIGHT PST

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What a dumbass thing to complain about. I for one, am happy we live in an era where people are finally including that their child is in fact their fucking child and not being tricked into believing someone is a clump of cells. Life is short, celebrate your babies and have more.

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Tener un bebé en 1990:

- Te enterabas del embarazo cuando tu mujer vomitaba 3 días seguidos
- Nacía, le ponías nombre y a la casa
- La habitación tenía una cuna y ya
- La ropa pasaba de hermano a hermano
- Era un bebé, no un "proyecto de crianza"

Tener un bebé en 2026 ↓↓