emily

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Five year plan:
1: chill and have fun
2: chill and have fun
3: chill and have fun
4: chill and have fun
5: some kind of divine miracle occurs

[emily @CrabtreeEmily]

@Caitlintighe77 did he at least pay

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

caesar when brutus stabbed him

[💌 @ROCKCHlCK]

its almost 2022 ahahahaha

[emily @CrabtreeEmily]

@ChrisStenzel2 personally offended

[MMITM🙏🏾🇯🇲 @hyrf_r0m35]

In September every 90 seconds is someone’s birthday

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Some girls are named Emily. Other girls? Not as much

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Trying to get the bartender’s attention when you’re not hot

[Justin Randall @imjustinrandall]

“WhAt’S iN tHe VaCcInE” bitch you literally don’t know what’s in Tylenol shut up

[Nai. @Nai__xo]

I actually HATE speaking in the morning. Let me defrost!

[milk webkin @berthaslayson]

if I see another nose hanging out of a mask......

[court @uspellCoUrTNey]

People who are not morning people, how do you get up right after your alarm and be productive right away in the mornings?

Morning people need not apply I don’t need to hear your rainbow opinion about how beautiful and serene the morning is or whatever the fuck

[astral @astrallverse]

i’m never drinking again

ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

[emily @CrabtreeEmily]

@Barstoolkato uv blue 🤢

[emily @CrabtreeEmily]

@ChrisStenzel2 @ meeee
i’m scared for this country, i drink to forget

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

first time posting something risqué🙈

[culinary comedic relief 🎭🍳 @bobxgnarly]

Fella made a very good point here

[cal? @cal_gif]

what modern day thing do you think would kill a victorian era child? I think a single sip of 4loko would wipe them out