🏳️‍🌈Bernadette🏳️‍🌈

A nerdy goth chick who loves her food, comics and blogging about books.
💀Belfast💀

[incorrect witcher @incwitcher]

Kidnapper: we have your son.
Geralt: i don’t have a son.
Kidnapper: then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich?
Geralt: oh my god you have Jaskier

[🏳️‍🌈Bernadette🏳️‍🌈 @CrackUrSpines]

Watching #Witcher again

[Mariana ‎Avila✨ @marianaavilal]

my exact taste in men is: this outfit

[Ash @BS_artsss]

Seeing yet another Dracula series...you know what i'd really like to see instead? A dark Carmilla series thats gay as hell.👌👌👌

[ModernCryptid @SammyAshl3y]

#dnd thoughts: Signs you might be a Wizard

-Your books to read list is 8 pages long and you're still buying new books

-I can't believe I put on a fresh hoodie for this

-If living in a tower by yourself was a modern day option you would 100% be down

-You have The One Good Pen

[🏳️‍🌈Bernadette🏳️‍🌈 @CrackUrSpines]

Me at social events:

[🏳️‍🌈Bernadette🏳️‍🌈 @CrackUrSpines]

@UberGeekFanboy I never complete the pokedex. I tend to focus on battling (ex competitive Pokemon player) so I am only catching, breeding and training ones I actually want

[🏳️‍🌈Bernadette🏳️‍🌈 @CrackUrSpines]

Just finished the grind that is evolving a Dragapault #PokemonSwordShield

[🏳️‍🌈Bernadette🏳️‍🌈 @CrackUrSpines]

@Zarine_Landale There was also the frog vampire and the twilight fan wannabe vamp

[🏳️‍🌈Bernadette🏳️‍🌈 @CrackUrSpines]

@Zarine_Landale True. We also fought ghost ship you forgot that one

[🏳️‍🌈Bernadette🏳️‍🌈 @CrackUrSpines]

@Zarine_Landale Why~?

[🏳️‍🌈Bernadette🏳️‍🌈 @CrackUrSpines]

I'm like 95% lesbian and I still would

[🏳️‍🌈Bernadette🏳️‍🌈 @CrackUrSpines]

Well, shit...

[SuperheroPOLL! #SHPOLL25 @SuperheroPOLL]

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You're now cursed having the job of the main character from the last TV show or movie you watched...What is your new JOB? 🤔

#SHPOLL19

[🏳️‍🌈Bernadette🏳️‍🌈 @CrackUrSpines]

Getting ready to spend all my Christmas money on the Killstar and Book Depository sales

[James Cosgrove 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @MrJamesCosgrove]

Dec 24: Christmas Eve
Dec 25: Christmas Day
Dec 26: Boxing Day
Dec 27-30: Every day feels like a Sunday, proof that time is a social construct
Dec 31: New Year's Eve
Jan 1: New Year's Day
Jan 2: Reality hits

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

Me: I don't think I would be into the Witcher show I never played the game/don't know what it's about
The Witcher: Here is a big brooding guy being followed around by an over the top theatrical dipshit like a duck that has imprinted on a St. Bernard
Me: Stop drilling you hit oil