Seth “Jackhammer” Johnson

PIKE ALUM | D3 Lax ’03 🥍 | 6 career points | Father of 3 | Husband of 1 | Regional Sales Manager | 2 DUIs | Still have my flow

[Seth “Jackhammer” Johnson @CrackableKitten]

Was so furious about the FIU loss played a $20 roulette spin while rotting on the couch with my hand in pants. I won tho because we are dedicated.#WinnersNeverQuit #back #beer
Time to do my next 2 favorite things
SLEEP AND JERK BABY!!!!

[Seth “Jackhammer” Johnson @CrackableKitten]

FIU scrambling people on the field after a timeout to kick a field goal looked like me scrambling to the bathroom at 2am after 13 beers and 3 5 layer burritos from taco bell. The kicker then missing it is me shitting my pants on the way to the porcelain throne #beer #FIUisGay

[Seth “Jackhammer” Johnson @CrackableKitten]

I think it’s time to stop spending my beer money on gambling and start spending it on more beer

[Seth “Jackhammer” Johnson @CrackableKitten]

This is what I live for #beer

[Seth “Jackhammer” Johnson @CrackableKitten]

No better feeling then taking a good shit in the morning

[Seth “Jackhammer” Johnson @CrackableKitten]

Woke up and pissed excellence

[Seth “Jackhammer” Johnson @CrackableKitten]

In line for and exam and the psu testing center. Why does it feel like auschwitz #grrrrrmondays

[Seth “Jackhammer” Johnson @CrackableKitten]

Grrrrrrr Mondays #earlybirdgetstheworm
#beerMe

[Ray J “Triple Net” de Fonollosa @flyingtiger168]

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[Seth “Jackhammer” Johnson @CrackableKitten]

Getting to the point where I need sit on a street bench begging for money while I slam a colts 45 #Gambling𝕏 #INeedMoney #beer

[Seth “Jackhammer” Johnson @CrackableKitten]

Anyone else been gambling away their daughters college funds all day

[Seth “Jackhammer” Johnson @CrackableKitten]

JSN when I bet him anytime td:

[Seth “Jackhammer” Johnson @CrackableKitten]

@PhilMickelson54 Michhhhyyyyy

[Seth “Jackhammer” Johnson @CrackableKitten]

Hucked so much cube today made me feel like I was back in PIKE. #FERDA #beer #pikespike

[Seth “Jackhammer” Johnson @CrackableKitten]

All I did today was drink beer and have sex #ferda #beer #nukeeveryone

[Seth “Jackhammer” Johnson @CrackableKitten]

I puke in my mouth when fat people walk in the room #fuckobesepeople

[Seth “Jackhammer” Johnson @CrackableKitten]

Realistically Darnell Washington’s cock has to be over 10 inches minimum

[Seth “Jackhammer” Johnson @CrackableKitten]

@JSlon46 I like being inside dogs. Makes me all tingly

[Brody Sheetz @brodysheetzESPN]

Watching Keelon Russell is like watching porn dude. Like I am watching porn with my girlfriend right now. Is that cheating? I just can’t stop dude. It’s so fucking hot. Fuck.