Cracked Dev

on crack, cookin crack, deliverin crack.

[Autist Dev @autistdev]

how much money does your average group of friends launching coins have to gamble and launch with?

[Cracked Dev @CrackedDev]

@trustyournuts @blknoiz06 yo lmao this gud

[Cracked Dev @CrackedDev]

@blknoiz06 we will succeed wif you

[Cracked Dev @CrackedDev]

@blknoiz06 mi hao black bull

[Cracked Dev @CrackedDev]

@blknoiz06 brother slow down you making me feel all types of fomo rn, bout to unstable my stables

[Cracked Dev @CrackedDev]

@blknoiz06 is this really about to happen?

[Cracked Dev @CrackedDev]

@b00gi3 @blknoiz06 lmao

[Autist Dev @autistdev]

we didnt appreciate base and jesse enough

[Autist Dev @autistdev]

idk why any of you even complain anymore

i put some of the fairest launch tech possible in front of CT and nobody wanted to use it

turns out you dont actually want fair launches. you want to be gambling addict sheep getting farmed by the same larps you put on a pedestal

if they stopped slaughtering you, youd have nothing left to complain about

the farm is the product atp

[Cracked Dev @CrackedDev]

@mabber23 @Bh2800 https://t.co/kTZ72yEP6a

[Autist Dev @autistdev]

Zion Thomas joined TCG in 2022 as the Head of Research at TCG Crypto. In this role, Zion researches new technology architectures involving blockchain scaling and different execution environments, analyzing competing ecosystems, technical diligence of prospective investments, partnering with portfolio companies and leading industry discussions around protocol design & their associated tokenomics. Prior to joining TCG, Zion worked full-time as a crypto trader and analyst, trading his own book utilizing various strategies focusing on on-chain crypto assets and derivatives. Before being full-time crypto, Zion worked as a full stack software developer at Capital One, with experience in their retail bank and credit divisions. Zion is a graduate of the Georgia Institute of Technology, where he holds a BS in Computer Science with a minor in Computing & Business.

Source: The Chernin Group on 07/30/202309:20 PM

[Cryptofungus @Cryptofung]

>dems win and announce crypto investigations
>rasmr says he’s done with his trading the next day

[Autist Dev @autistdev]

anyone still there???????

[Volk @ctrlvolk]

Ansem, I’m genuinely begging you to please do some technical analysis on solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump. I don’t think you understand how desperately some of us need guidance right now.

I’ve been staring at this chart for weeks, trying to identify some kind of bullish divergence, accumulation range, inverse head and shoulders, literally ANYTHING that would suggest there is still hope for those of us who believed in this project.

My portfolio has suffered losses that I genuinely did not think were mathematically possible. Every time I think we’ve found support, another candle appears that completely destroys what little confidence I had left. I’ve drawn so many trendlines that my TradingView looks like a classified military document. I’ve tried Fibonacci retracements, Elliott Wave theory, RSI divergences, volume profiles, even lunar cycles. Nothing makes sense anymore.

I’m not asking for financial advice. I’m not asking you to pump your own coin. I’m simply asking the man whose name is literally attached to the asset to take 15 minutes out of his day and explain to me whether the structure is still bullish or whether I have unknowingly become a generational liquidity provider.

My family has started asking why I’m so quiet at dinner. My friends think I’ve become distant. I can barely enjoy the things I used to love because every time I close my eyes, I see another red four-hour candle forming against the backdrop of my rapidly deteriorating net worth.

I used to wake up excited about the future. Now I wake up and immediately check Dexscreener, hoping that perhaps overnight some mysterious institutional buyer has recognized the severely undervalued cultural significance of solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump.

I just need to know where the support is, Ansem. Where is the resistance? Is this a falling wedge? Are we experiencing a prolonged Wyckoff accumulation phase? Is the smart money positioning itself for a violent markup, or am I simply watching my financial future evaporate in real time?

Please, Ansem. Even a single chart with two horizontal lines and an arrow pointing upward would mean more to me than you could possibly imagine.

I have defended this coin in group chats, in public, and in conversations with people who have never even heard of Solana. I have put my reputation on the line for this ticker. I cannot keep telling people we are simply shaking out weak hands when I am beginning to suspect that the weak hands being shaken out are my own.

I don’t need a 100x. I don’t even need a 10x anymore. I just want to look at my portfolio without feeling like I’ve been personally selected by the universe to demonstrate the dangers of concentrated exposure to speculative digital assets.

Ansem, I am asking you not just as an investor, but as a human being.

Please do TA on $ANSEM.

Please tell me the weekly structure is intact.

Please tell me this is a higher low.

Please tell me we’re still early.

I am running out of trendlines, Ansem.

And more importantly, I am running out of hope.

[Cracked Dev @CrackedDev]

@wizardofsoho 😂

[Cracked Dev @CrackedDev]

guess im not launching my new project this weekend *sigh*

[TheCoinClapper @TheCoinCollect8]

I tried to warn people last week. This will become a part of daily life. As an AI researcher at one of the largest AI labs in the world, I can assure you - it's about to get a LOT worse. They won't tell the truth but I will - the world is undergoing an agentic swarm attack (ASA)

[Cracked Dev @CrackedDev]

@degenharambe it’s over now right? Send it

[Cracked Dev @CrackedDev]

@autistdev blocked autist and got his token dumped by hackers... coincidence

[Autist Dev @autistdev]

buy the dip hayden :)

[Cracked Dev @CrackedDev]

turns out binance listings arnt bullish after all

[Market Insider @MrketInsider]

JUST IN: THE BINANCE HACKER HOLDS 2% OF $PEPE ($40M WORTH)

HE JUST STARTED SELLING