Crackhead Malone

Steady backshots and powder. #BALLEY This is a parody account. This is Dave Maloney's alter ago coming to life for strictly entertainment purposes.

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I WANNA DO A LINE WITH FRANK BITTMAN BEFORE I DIE

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STRIPERS ON THE CATHEDRAL LAWN HIT ME UP

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BACK TO THE VILLE WHERE ALL DA DRUGGIES AT!? COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE 👀

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CELEBRATORY BLUNT WITH THE MUNCHKINS #LILNIGGAS

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THE WICKED WITCH JUST MELTED IN THE RAIN RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

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MY LIFE IS LIKE THE WIZARD OF OZ WHEN IM ON THIS SHIT

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Did Biggie get his wish and go to hell? Cuz if he did... IT MUST BE ONE HELL OF A FUCKING PARTY

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LIKE SERIOUSLY THOSE RUBY SLIPPERS PROBABLY WERENT EVEN SHINY DEM LIL NIGGAS WAS JUST FUCKING BLASTED

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WHAT THE FUCK WERE THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS FROM THE LOLLIPOP GUILD ON WHEN THEY DID THAT TRIPPY ASS MOVIE???!!!!

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I WONDER IF MY FUCKING BLOOD IS WHITE DAT SHIT WOULD BLOW MY FUCKING MIND

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I SWEAR I NEVER SLEEP, DAT COKE IS PART OF MY BLOOD NOW

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I SWEAR 2PAC JUST DAPPED ME UP ON THE STREET

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@ajlefty30 YOU STUPID FUCK MAKE A BONG OUT OF THAT SHIT

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REPLACED THE SUGAR BOWL WITH COKE IN MARKET. ENJOY THE SURPRISE EVERYONE!!! #DUMBFUCKS

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New shipment in this morning means NO SLEEP TIL SUNDAY BITCH #NOSLEEPTILBROOKLYN

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BUT SHE STILL WON'T GO TO THE BACKSEAT WITH YOU!

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BREAKING NEWS: 2PAC IS ALIVE!!!

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ALL I KNOW IS, THAT LIGHT LOOKS LIKE A BABBOON

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WEST SIDE MUTHAFUCKA

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