CrackerMΔrk--//

Niggah, does it look like I give a flying roundhouse shit fuck? You must be batshit crazy!

[CrackerMΔrk--// @CrackheadmaRk]

"@GiraffeFactbook: Giraffes would never ask you to sell crack. Giraffes only sell meth." Bought meth from a giraffe once. Got fucked up tho!

[Getonfleek @Getonfleek]

RT if you're secretly a giraffe but don't know how to tell people without bragging.

[Getonfleek @Getonfleek]

Can't find a study buddy? Buy a giraffe! It won't help you study, but it will make you feel like you actually have friends!

[Getonfleek @Getonfleek]

Giraffes will never break your heart. That is because a giraffe would never date you in the first place.

[Getonfleek @Getonfleek]

Giraffes don't use sugar in their coffee, they use cocaine.

[CrackerMΔrk--// @CrackheadmaRk]

Man I dig cool clothing designers! Shit just got a little mainstream all of a sudden.

[CrackerMΔrk--// @CrackheadmaRk]

Gonna make that titties bounce bitch. ;)

[CrackerMΔrk--// @CrackheadmaRk]

Because tequila is just never enough!

[CrackerMΔrk--// @CrackheadmaRk]

Hangovers to me, that shit feels like god is kicking me around the room. And it fucking hurts.

[CrackerMΔrk--// @CrackheadmaRk]

If I had to arm wrestle superman, I'd win! Lol. Maybe I wank a lot...?

[CrackerMΔrk--// @CrackheadmaRk]

"@IsaiahTKO: don't say "bae" in public that sounds weird as hell" @TyHigman

[CrackerMΔrk--// @CrackheadmaRk]

Pocket full of change and a head full of fucking jokes.

[CrackerMΔrk--// @CrackheadmaRk]

A friend that raps so tight you'd swear he was a black man.

[CrackerMΔrk--// @CrackheadmaRk]

Fuck all the unsaid feelings

[CrackerMΔrk--// @CrackheadmaRk]

@TammyTorress no ass too big! Ever!

[CrackerMΔrk--// @CrackheadmaRk]

"@iHaydenStewart: I been on some fuck the world shit lately💯" I know that feel bro..

[CrackerMΔrk--// @CrackheadmaRk]

@Ayee_ShesRaw This tweet gave me cancer..

[Sitonía Fayce 🥰 @LottoBri]

One woman's trash is another whore's treasure.

[CrackerMΔrk--// @CrackheadmaRk]

@FlTNE5S Bitch please. I'm trying to maintain my onepack!