hambone

im a swiftie first and a diabetic second

[hambone @CrackyCat]

I just introduced 2 Swedes to pull tabs and nerds gummy clusters call me an ambassador

[hambone @CrackyCat]

Oomf just blocked me :/

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Yes I cry a lot sometimes but I have 3 great cats and also the most beautiful wife ever so how bad can it really be

[hambone @CrackyCat]

Seriously considering hiring an etsy witch to break a curse for me cause WHY is life kicking my ass SO much lately

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I love being a lesbian!

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Getting more into witchcraft these days

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I will never stop loving my beautiful fiancee. They can't ever take that from me.

[hambone @CrackyCat]

Cause why am I drunk at a Halloween party and taylor swift si singing espresso????

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@spicyranchero Omg stop using my child for clout

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i hope i haunt your narrative

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i think im gonna take work off on Friday and stay home to watch all of the hunger games movies because I why shouldn't i?

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I've been feeling really pretty lately, and I have not felt this way in a while. It is a good feeling.

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Is it just me or has life been like, really good lately

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@spicyranchero @Trenanigans I dont need to know math, I'm hot

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@spicyranchero @Trenanigans 😳

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I just hit my deductible and max out of pocket, I'm gonna get so much healthcare these next 3 months

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I am going to spend the next few months really focusing on my lesbianism

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@spicyranchero

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@Trenanigans It was and now I may have a bone to pick with a certain farming equipment store

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Sometimes you think you're doing better and then your car battery dies and it becomes your 13th reason