CradMajone

give me an egg. hurry!

[Airshow ✈️🛫 @AirshowD]

"Your bra strap is showing"
"..."

[Forrest Knight @ForrestPKnight]

Honestly, Ben Affleck actually knowing AI and the landscape caught me off guard, but as a writer, makes sense.

Great takes across the board.

[Poydok @Poydok]

announcer: all rise for the pledge of allegiance

me: this is the perfect time to find my vape

[Emily-Jane : 🍂🪐 @willbondspeare]

he looks like all 3 top gear hosts combined

[not fiona 💫 @spinneretmj]

amazing things happening on tiktok right now

[Alex 🫡 @Nicemediatab]

My wife: You should really get rid of that amulet honey I think it’s changed you

My Cursed Amulet: Don’t listen to her! She’s jealous of you… that’s why she doesn’t let you play Xbox anymore

Me: I used to play halo whenever I want…

My bitch wife: Please you’re scaring me

[Spooky @Hm_Spooky]

Me stimming in the vc cause nobody is talking:

[Ryan Letourneau @Northernlion]

Kendrick Lamar if he was a pirate: me port side just went viral

[Makkor, Ornn Messiah 🐏 @MakkroLoL]

I found the most sane skarner edit 💀

[CradMajone @CradMajone]

@Poydok

[christian @dabongohead]

oppenheimer if he invented something nicer like a yo-yo or starbursts

[CradMajone @CradMajone]

@PeerPressurDoIt

[CradMajone @CradMajone]

@Alex_edwards97 I just landed

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Man Yearning For ‘Good Old Days’ Mostly Yearning for Bionicle

https://t.co/PPD142paGn

[Alex 🫡 @Nicemediatab]

House of blues? House of snooze more like!!

[Alex 🫡 @Nicemediatab]

Cock and football torture

[Poydok @Poydok]

future employer reviewing my social media: haha this is so funny

[CradMajone @CradMajone]

@nob3s Liquid Life