Carissa Radtke

Nebraska ⚡️🦋♠️

[Carissa Radtke @Cradtke35]

Crab legs are like men, a lot of work for a little piece of meat.

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Update: nothing has changed. (Look at previous video if confused)

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@DexterKaisee Sis you should’ve ran 😂😅

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I can’t believe I let a boy who used 3-in-1 soap break my heart...that’s on me 😂

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If you wanna go, baby just leave.

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Let a 1st grader win while racing and she said that she won because she exercises more than me. You shall see me at the gym now :/

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Hammerhead sharks are the underwater version of Sid the sloth... you can’t change my mind

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2020 summed up

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A kid at the pool told me I just need to commit when I dive and I told him I have commitment issues...thriving

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@ParkerMcCollum I like you;)

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A four year old told me today that I have small boobs... I will be calling it a week😂😓

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@SethStiles1 He roasted the shit out of my saying “she might need to know the definition of work” 😂😂

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I’m okay with being okay.

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Your best wasn’t the best for me. @KoeWetzel I felt that.

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Make Twitter funny again

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@mcconnell_dane Oh

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@mcconnell_dane Sorry not sorry

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

He’s been in the middle of it all for the last 8 years.

No one did it better.

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Never forget @chaona_radtke

[Carissa Radtke @Cradtke35]

Dad: Chaona do you want to lose 20 pounds of ugly fat?
Chaona: Uhm yeah
Dad: Cut your head off
😂😂😂😭

[Carissa Radtke @Cradtke35]

This is why I don’t shoot my shot