Shaun Cook

Ya'll need to relax.

[Shaun Cook @CraftBeerShaun]

@WTHRcom how do I get the family that was in your food bank story tonight a turkey for Thanksgiving?

[Shaun Cook @CraftBeerShaun]

@ShitpostGate

[Shaun Cook @CraftBeerShaun]

Been trying to root for Anthony Richardson, but I'm over this guy. Please, pretty fucking please put Flacco in.

[Shaun Cook @CraftBeerShaun]

Pretty sure nobody in that fucking audience knows what parkour is. That was not it. Worst season ever. #AGT

[Shaun Cook @CraftBeerShaun]

This has to be the worst show to come out of @Discovery #thegarden

[Shaun Cook @CraftBeerShaun]

Think I just saw a Cocaine Shark with a pimp hat and cane slapping another shark for his money. #SharkWeek

[Shaun Cook @CraftBeerShaun]

@annmorris16 How fucking old is this photo?

[Shaun Cook @CraftBeerShaun]

That ladder is being held up with a million year old dildo. I'd trust it too. @joshuagates @Discovery

[Shaun Cook @CraftBeerShaun]

Matt reminds me of Sam the Eagle. #nakedandafraid

[Shaun Cook @CraftBeerShaun]

Matt is a turd. #nakedandafraid

[Shaun Cook @CraftBeerShaun]

Totally pulling for @jeff_zausch...beat those assholes man. #NakedAndAfraid

[Shaun Cook @CraftBeerShaun]

@ejsnyder333 @NakedAndAfraid I would have done the same man. No amount of money would have made me miss my daughters special day too. Good for you.

[Shaun Cook @CraftBeerShaun]

Pretty cool evening in the Pendleton area. @LindseyWTHR13 #FridayNight #greatdane @WTHRcom

[Shaun Cook @CraftBeerShaun]

@Brick_Suit For everyone who thinks this is a real photo...congratulations, you're a fuckin idiot. At no fault of your own, but sorry you're a fuckin turd.

[Shaun Cook @CraftBeerShaun]

#NewProfilePic

[Shaun Cook @CraftBeerShaun]

That #Caddyshack commercial blew man. That's what I waited for?

[Shaun Cook @CraftBeerShaun]

@rachel_am_i I could have gone dirtier with that statement, but I've only had two glasses of wine.

[Shaun Cook @CraftBeerShaun]

I would rather vote for the two fat Sumo dudes that slap each others belly than these water spitting shitheads. #AGT #AGTAllStars

[Shaun Cook @CraftBeerShaun]

@justice_Tyr22

[Shaun Cook @CraftBeerShaun]

@JeremyRenner Duderino...you're one of my favorite peoples. Many many blessings. 😎