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@NFL @maroon5 I made a Twitter account for the first time in my life so that I could communicate one thing - that halftime show sucked. #worstinyears

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@iamjohnoliver @BillNye But @BillNye released MORE CO2 into the atmosphere! ;)

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@Raising_Canes Careful, it will cost you $0.25 for a water cup. Rehydration NOT included with your chicken. #FreeTheWaterCups

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@Raising_Canes #FreeTheWaterCups Cane’s charges $0.25 for a styrofoam water cup!#WhatWillTheyChargeForNext? Napkins? Plastic Silverware? Toilet Paper? C’mon Canes...

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And be sure to vote in 2020.

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#prayforamerica

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@Cosmopolitan https://t.co/JNGjp7KEhF

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@SamanthaSimonx3 https://t.co/JNGjp7KEhF

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@BloombergAU Oopsie.#elanmusk

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@realDonaldTrump Your performance did not meet my expectations.

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@Lrihendry Clever, but to be clear how old is your daughter?

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@realDonaldTrump How about a toll booth instead of a wall? Thoughts? 🤔

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@spicykezzinnugg So is Chuck Schumer then Buster? 🤔

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@NFL Brady gonna announce retirement now.

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#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLIII #HalftimeShow #Halftime https://t.co/5fBjuMBPnf

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@NFL @maroon5 I made a Twitter account for the first time in my life so that I could communicate one thing - that halftime show sucked. #worstinyears

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@NFL @maroon5 I made a Twitter account for the first time in my life so that I could communicate one thing - that halftime show sucked. #worstinyears

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@confused_lime @NFL @maroon5 Yes, thank you. There comes a time in everyone’s life... :)