Mark Andersen

Distilled Spirits professional in NC.

[Mark Andersen @CraftSpiritsGuy]

@ChickfilA Thanks for ruining my appetite for the day with a moldy market salad at your Four Seasons Mall location in Greensboro. No apology from your manager.

[Mark Andersen @CraftSpiritsGuy]

Why did my sign get confiscated at the gate? ⁦@Panthers⁩ ⁦@nflnetwork⁩ ⁦@espn⁩ ⁦@ESPNNFL⁩ ⁦@FOXSports⁩ ⁦@SportsCenter⁩ ⁦@barstoolsports⁩ ⁦⁦⁦@CharlotteObser⁩

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@KBwebteam @KyleBusch Maybe part of your retirement plan can be paying all the subcontractors you stiffed on your shop in Mooresville. Paid them pennies on the dollar and they delivered what they were supposed to. Shameful

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⁦@Walmart⁩ Great job. Only two registers open with live cashiers, about 18 people in line for the self check out.

[Mark Andersen @CraftSpiritsGuy]

@GetUpsideOne if a gas station is closed why do you show it on the map?! You keep burning me on this. Fix it!

[Mark Andersen @CraftSpiritsGuy]

@MarvinWD we just renovated our home & replaced / newly installed 22 of your Elevate windows. They look FANTASTIC! Our builder told us that the windows in the new-construction area of the house did not need to be caulked.
This didn’t seem right. Don’t all windows need caulking?

[Mark Andersen @CraftSpiritsGuy]

Has @mariamenounos ever had an original thought? #gasstation #fuel #servicestation

[Mark Andersen @CraftSpiritsGuy]

@realbobcostas I used to love watching games called by Bob Costas. He can’t be much more biased to the Yankees in the Cleveland series. @TBSNetwork

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@ChipotleTweets Can you add an option to pay an extra $1 per entree if it gets made correctly? Tonight’s order was 0-4. Every order missing at least one thing. This has happened on our last 7 orders. Plus you were out of chips. Chips?!?!

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@nc_boards I highly recommend having all conference meetings / events streamed on Zoom or Microsoft Teams so people who cannot travel to the meetings can participate. You could have the host only allow people into the Zoom who have paid their registration fee.

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@ThomasDavisSDTM @gregolsen88 Much respect for both of you. Class off the field & on it. Welcome home to Carolina.

[Mark Andersen @CraftSpiritsGuy]

@NCDOT @nc_governor renewing your vehicle registration in NC is a joke. PayIt charging $3 per registration as a transaction fee?! The state can’t figure out how to accept credit cards? System is down for weekly maintenance until noon on Sundays (maybe do that from midnight-6am).

[Mark Andersen @CraftSpiritsGuy]

@pepsi @theweeknd @pepsi invest in the audio that goes to the television audience next time.

[Mark Andersen @CraftSpiritsGuy]

Hey, @bestbuy, my company purchased a Bird One electric scooter from you as a sales award. When I received it, the battery wouldn't charge and it doesn't work. @BirdRide wants to repair it instead of sending me a new scooter. IT HAS NEVER BEEN RIDDEN! I do not recommend them

[Mark Andersen @CraftSpiritsGuy]

@travisv I got a Bird One as a corporate gift. It arrived DOA (battery won’t charge). It has never been ridden. Your customer service wants me to ship it back to have it fixed then ship back to me despite my request for a new unit. Can you help me out? @BirdRide

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@myNCDMV @payitgov The worst online payment format ever. NC DMV making me pay $3 for every transaction is ridiculous. Did this go out for bidding?! Making it look like I’m “chatting” with a live agent while I renew my car registration. Total BS. Plus, valuing my cars 25% over

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@DanLebatardisms If you want to kill some time in your last hour, I have a story about meeting Joe Buck and Jack Buck at the same time and also seen Joe bucks ex wife naked. Call me, 919–4 12–9441

[Mark Andersen @CraftSpiritsGuy]

@Neutrogena Who picked the glue that secures your spray sunscreen in the blister packs at Costco?!?! That $hit will NOT come off. WTH?!?!

[Mark Andersen @CraftSpiritsGuy]

@nc_boards If the Summer Conference is canceled, can you remove it from your website & send emails to the boards? Mark

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@myNCDMV The PayIt app is the worst payment vehicle you could have chosen. You make NC citizens pay $2 for that useless POS.