NoodleCrafters 🔞 ➡️ Moved to Bsky

NoodleCrafters Fantasy Toys - 🔞 No minors |
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Owner account: @ben_noodle |
AD: @CraftersNudel

[NoodleCrafters 🔞 ➡️ Moved to Bsky @CraftersNoodle]

I think we're ready for a soft re-open! Check out our old stock, now available at https://t.co/iFRYXp1f6z

[NoodleCrafters 🔞 ➡️ Moved to Bsky @CraftersNoodle]

Account activity will pickup when we reopen.

[NoodleCrafters 🔞 ➡️ Moved to Bsky @CraftersNoodle]

Just a reminder, we're on 🟦

[NoodleCrafters 🔞 ➡️ Moved to Bsky @CraftersNoodle]

@Sniickersnee Hey man, seeing you alive and well is the best content I could ever ask for.

[NoodleCrafters 🔞 ➡️ Moved to Bsky @CraftersNoodle]

@Sniickersnee We love you too, and hope the absolute best for you right now.

[NoodleCrafters 🔞 ➡️ Moved to Bsky @CraftersNoodle]

The absolutely destroyed the house of one of my dearest friends and a huge source of inspiration. Please, if you have the ability, help them out. They're the reason why The Funny Bone exists at all.

[NoodleCrafters 🔞 ➡️ Moved to Bsky @CraftersNoodle]

The hurricane*
I can read these posts over 100 times and I'll still see major errors after I post it.

[NoodleCrafters 🔞 ➡️ Moved to Bsky @CraftersNoodle]

My apologies, I haven't updated you guys in a while. In the middle of re-setting up shop after moving and the Etsy policy change, we caught Covid. Things keep slowing us down, but we will keep trucking along when we are safely able to.

[pudge @stoned_lamby]

my beautiful reptilian double 🩵💕 rarely ever see this guy in the wild

[NoodleCrafters 🔞 ➡️ Moved to Bsky @CraftersNoodle]

@ShopDad2

[NoodleCrafters 🔞 ➡️ Moved to Bsky @CraftersNoodle]

Alright, Etsy removed all our listings day one of the ToS change.

Hang tight for a little bit while we navigate reopening on Shopify, and thank you all for the last few orders to send off the Etsy shop on.

[NoodleCrafters 🔞 ➡️ Moved to Bsky @CraftersNoodle]

@TheSlickPens Don't give me ideas 😤

[NoodleCrafters 🔞 ➡️ Moved to Bsky @CraftersNoodle]

@ultraohwormhole

[NoodleCrafters 🔞 ➡️ Moved to Bsky @CraftersNoodle]

@ShopDad2 I literally just did this last night. I took a picture of some Nuka Cola bottles I had made and only after posting to all of Facebook did I realize dongs were in the reflection 😭

[NoodleCrafters 🔞 ➡️ Moved to Bsky @CraftersNoodle]

Hey guys, bit of a sad update but
Etsy (our current platform) is no longer allowing dildos by the end of July.

It might take us a little while to get back on our feet learning a new platform. During this transition, we'll have everything on sale for 20% off.

Thank you all,
-Ben

[Sniickersnee🔪 @Sniickersnee]

Matching with @CraftersNoodle

[NoodleCrafters 🔞 ➡️ Moved to Bsky @CraftersNoodle]

Shop update: another tree fell against my house so there's gonna be further delays in re-opening the shop, sorry y'all

[NoodleCrafters 🔞 ➡️ Moved to Bsky @CraftersNoodle]

Shop update: we did it we fixed the dong delivery vehicle wahoo
*collapses from exhaustion*

[NoodleCrafters 🔞 ➡️ Moved to Bsky @CraftersNoodle]

Shop update: We're mostly moved, but the dong delivery vehicle requires some heavy servicing.

[NoodleCrafters 🔞 ➡️ Moved to Bsky @CraftersNoodle]

@dildomoblin Oh no! It was just the weather

[NoodleCrafters 🔞 ➡️ Moved to Bsky @CraftersNoodle]

Today was WIMDY
(mind the porch, we're still unpacking things)