Auntie[Redacted]

#StandWithUkraine️ 🇺🇦 🌻 Retired systems analyst. Wife. Mom. Lover of all pets. #Resist #NeverAgain It's chaos, be kind. ☕️ #BanAssaultWeaponsNOW

[Auntie[Redacted] @CraftyAuntK]

#MyHighSchoolYearsIn5Words
Sinners have much more fun
😎

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

.@Rosie nails it here

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Never forget that RFK Jr. testified in his divorce proceedings that he couldn’t afford alimony because he was so brain damaged he couldn’t hold a job.

Anyway, now he’s the Secretary of Health and Human Services.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Sky News: “[Trump] says you’re full of shit”

Abdul El-Sayed: “At least I don’t let mine go in the middle of the Oval Office”

[Steven Dennis @StevenTDennis]

Friday News Dump du jour. Reflecting Pool Gate was contractor error, not vandals.

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

Ok. This is a hoot.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

It’s mine.. 😂

[Auntie[Redacted] @CraftyAuntK]

@TruthTrumpPosts @realDonaldTrump Nobody noticed the cuts in it before/during the painting taking place?

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Fox News complains about low teen pregnancy rates:

"The problem is teens and young adults. From ages 15-19, the fertility rate is down 7%"

[kuss @dontkuss]

If the reflecting pool taught you anything DO NOT RIDE THIS

[Michael O’Brien @DrOBrienMD]

Y’all, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae…

Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

If Donald Jessica gets a sequel, so do I.

Happy 250th, America. 🇺🇸🙄🧠

#VeryStableGenius #PartTwo #parody

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump, shown on camera during the national anthem, is booed loudly at MSG

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

What's amazing to me is that, 10 years apart, there are the exact same clouds in the exact same positions.

DC truly is a magical place

[Variety @Variety]

EXCLUSIVE: The new "Stargate" TV series has been axed at Amazon.

The show was first announced with a series order in November 2025 and hailed from showrunner Martin Gero, who was a writer on "Stargate SG-1" and "Stargate: Atlantis." Sources say Amazon execs were concerned that Gero's take on the series would not have broad appeal beyond the franchise's already dedicated fanbase.

https://t.co/otnCvKwnnF

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Stephen Colbert got his band to play licensed music during his final show so CBS would be sued for using the music illegally.

“Oh no! I hope this doesn't cost CBS any money!”

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

It’s both funny but also really depressing because it’s happening to us

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Whoever is cooking up these LEGO videos has the Trump regime completely figured out.

While the U.S. fumbles digital propaganda, Iran is dropping AI brick bangers that are actually landing.

They’re winning the meme war brick by brick. 🧱

#LEGOPropaganda

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

Now this is why the internet should exist

[Njörk @Njoork]

Staff at The Onion screaming and crying rn

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Iran's trolling of Trump is brutal. Iran is now posting Lego videos. 😂🤣👇