Kady

Disaster is my shadow - and treachery, my game. Don't pretend to understand me.. You only know my name. [Magicians|RP|MC|21+] #Corrupted [No DMs]

[Kady @CraftyCalamity]

@SnarkyVagrant Jesus, Penny! [No matter how many times he did that, I'd never get used to it.

With a hand to my hip and a smile hidden on my lips, I leveled my gaze on my intruder.] I've been here. Waiting for you. Where have /you/ been?

[𝐻𝗈𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝐻𝖺𝗋𝗉𝖾𝗋. @HandlerHarper]

Hissing between her teeth, the tightest smile she can muster that doesn't at all reach her eyes...

"Yeah... no thanks... keeping a stranger company isn't really worth throwing away a five-year chip, you know?"

[Kady @CraftyCalamity]

@SnarkyVagrant [With a very blatant roll of my eyes to brush away his comment, I quickly settled to my knees before him, getting rather acquainted with the clasp of his jeans.] I'm sorry... is this more to your liking?

[Kady @CraftyCalamity]

Hey, @SnarkyVagrant... Wanna fuck?

[Kady @CraftyCalamity]

Or maybe a strip tease for @SnarkyVagrant would lure the bastard out...

[Kady @CraftyCalamity]

@SnarkyVagrant [I didn't know how he did that... spoke in a way that made my panties wet and my body shiver... without ever laying a finger on me.] A few times...

[Kady @CraftyCalamity]

@SnarkyVagrant [A hand wrapped in the collar of his shirt turned him around and led him back towards the table.] Where are we going?

[Kady @CraftyCalamity]

@SnarkyVagrant [That's better.] Hey, wait.

[It didn't take a whole lot of effort to put myself between him and the exit - we both knew he didn't really want to leave.] You want a body shot? [I held up the liquor bottle, my eyes burning their way up and down his body.] I know I do...

[Kady @CraftyCalamity]

@SnarkyVagrant Hmm... I can't decide if I like the obedient thing or not. [I really couldn't. It was convenient, sure... but not very Penny-esque.] Try something else.

[Kady @CraftyCalamity]

@SnarkyVagrant [The drink was gone before his glass was even raised... I mean, fuck manners, right?] Keep em coming, stud.

[Kady @CraftyCalamity]

@SnarkyVagrant Nope. [The 'p' popped on my lips, an unreadable gaze raking him over.] I'd care for a drink though.

[And maybe a thorough fucking...]

[Kady @CraftyCalamity]

@SnarkyVagrant Oh, of course not. [Arms were crossed over my chest, brows raised in silent assessment.] Must have been a dream.

[Kady @CraftyCalamity]

@TurbulentFalcon The fuck kind of coffee is whoever told you that drinking?

[Kady @CraftyCalamity]

#NewLayout

Yes, again.

[Kady @CraftyCalamity]

Hmm.

[The REAL Penny @SnarkyVagrant]

Single

[Kady @CraftyCalamity]

I am really lost. [Gets the hell out of Dodge.]

[Kady @CraftyCalamity]

Apparently my brain isn't keeping up.

[Kady @CraftyCalamity]

I mean... [Eyes the assets.] I'd say more of a C. Take it as a compliment.

[𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐢. @MirroredMartyr]

THE FUCK DID HE JUST CALL ME.

THATS WORSE THAN THE COCK WHO KEEPS CALLING ME SCOTTISH.

[𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐢. @MirroredMartyr]

Are you really a Magician unless you have an Oedipal Complex, Daddy Issues, or some weird combination of both?