Creepy Crafty Squirrel

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Dabbler of arts and crafty things.

INSTAGRAM and YOUTUBE: Crafty_squirrelz

[Creepy Crafty Squirrel @CraftySquirrelz]

#MINIBRANDS AND #FUGGLER IF YOU CAN HEAR ME PLEASE COLLAB AND MAKE MINI FUGGLERS! PLEASE! 🙏

[Jade Gray @jadeegray1]

Kamala: announces Walz as VP

The internet:

[Creepy Crafty Squirrel @CraftySquirrelz]

Heard some fireworks. Ew. Celebrating America? Embarrassing.

[Creepy Crafty Squirrel @CraftySquirrelz]

Idk why this still has to be said. Your cashier is NOT flirting with you. They are talking to you. They are literally doing their job. Leave them alone.

[Creepy Crafty Squirrel @CraftySquirrelz]

I just realized today I’ve been saying and spelling Skechers wrong…… apparently there’s no T?! …… sketchers ….. are not shoes

[Creepy Crafty Squirrel @CraftySquirrelz]

I’m already afraid of opening biscuits in a can. Can you imagine my fear of opening a mattress in a box?! I was SHAKING cutting that pressurized bag!

[Creepy Crafty Squirrel @CraftySquirrelz]

“Hi this is Jamie how can I help you?” “Hi Danielle”……why does this keep happening to me?!

[Creepy Crafty Squirrel @CraftySquirrelz]

@HawthorneHgts When a victory records sampler had the Ohio is for lovers music video on it!

[trash jones @jzux]

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?

[Lights @lights]

My toxic trait is forgetting where I parked the second I leave the vehicle

[Creepy Crafty Squirrel @CraftySquirrelz]

Nothing like a new phone to make you realize you’ve never remembered a password in your whole life 🤦‍♀️

[Creepy Crafty Squirrel @CraftySquirrelz]

Merry Christmas from my neighbors that are SCREAMING at each other 👍

[Nik Nocturnal @NikNocturnal]

All I want for Christmas is a Metal Breakdown that finally creates a black hole

[Creepy Crafty Squirrel @CraftySquirrelz]

A foot of snow 5 days ago, 60 degrees and thunderstorms/tornadoes yesterday, snow today. Wtf is happening!

[Creepy Crafty Squirrel @CraftySquirrelz]

Nothing says "go back to bed" like my apartment door knob breaking and I couldn't get out and had to call maintenance to save me......

[Creepy Crafty Squirrel @CraftySquirrelz]

I hope I don't ever need to show my vaccine card. Honestly I'm pretty sure I lost it the second it entered my house. 🤦‍♀️ I have no idea where it is.

[Creepy Crafty Squirrel @CraftySquirrelz]

I like that now Fred Durst is canceling tours "for the safety of the fans" when a month ago he was like fuck covid fuck the vaccine. Like shut the fuck up don't act like you care now. Gee I wonder how much of the crew got covid and that's why they canceled their tours.

[Creepy Crafty Squirrel @CraftySquirrelz]

@mntwinsfan07 Mini is the most precious angel 😇 ❤❤❤❤

[Creepy Crafty Squirrel @CraftySquirrelz]

How can you tell your apartment maintenance worker is sick of you? So far I've found 3 screws in my bed.....