Crystal Jensen

I sing like a badass

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Right wing: "We're not a democracy, we're a Constitutional Republic."

Oh really? Show me where a Constitutional Republic features a president-for-life backed by violence, who's above the law and immune from prosecution, who can classify or declassify documents with his mind.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The Cherokee Nation is calling on the U.S. to honor an 1835 treaty promising the tribe a nonvoting seat in the House of Representatives. "For nearly two centuries, Congress has failed to honor that promise," the principal chief of the Cherokee Nation said. https://t.co/uetMZAiUDy

[CNN @CNN]

Homes in predominately White neighborhoods are being assessed at twice the value of homes in communities of color with comparable amenities, according to a new report https://t.co/DHRNDEHAxS

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I'd never vote for anyone in a party who'd try to strip my voting rights, bodily autonomy rights, and my Social Security and Medicare because I'm not a fucking idiot

[Molly Beck @MollyBeck]

BREAKING: A Milwaukee city election official fraudulently requested military absentee ballots and sent them to Republican state Rep. Janel Brandtjen, Mayor Cavalier Johnson says. She has been fired, Johnson says.

[Crystal Jensen @Craftycrickler]

@LeanIntoHope @JohnCornyn Precisely. They love to dehumanize people based on their citizenship status.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

If oil companies were investing their profits in their operations at historic rates, America would be producing more oil today and prices would be down even further.

Rather than giving Americans a break, they are sending their excess profits back to shareholders and executives.

[The Hill @thehill]

Sunny Hostin: Suburban women backing GOP "like roaches voting for Raid" https://t.co/SWhjWfwoy7

[Crystal Jensen @Craftycrickler]

@GlennYoungkin Period was 2 days late this month, phew! Close call! Had to buy extra tampons too, flow was EXTRA heavy and clotty! But the uterine lining shed, so we're in the clear for this month! TTY next month!
#ProjectCrotchGoblin

[Crystal Jensen @Craftycrickler]

@IAGovernor Period was 2 days late this month, phew! Close call! Had to buy extra tampons too, flow was EXTRA heavy and clotty! But the uterine lining shed, so we're in the clear for this month! TTY next month!
#ProjectCrotchGoblin

[Crystal Jensen @Craftycrickler]

@ChuckGrassley Period was 2 days late this month, phew! Close call! Had to buy extra tampons too, flow was EXTRA heavy and clotty! But the uterine lining shed, so we're in the clear for this month! TTY next month!
#ProjectCrotchGoblin

[Crystal Jensen @Craftycrickler]

@SenJoniErnst Period was 2 days late this month, phew! Close call! Had to buy extra tampons too, flow was EXTRA heavy and clotty! But the uterine lining shed, so we're in the clear for this month! TTY next month!
#ProjectCrotchGoblin

[Crystal Jensen @Craftycrickler]

@SenRickScott Period was 2 days late this month, phew! Close call! Had to buy extra tampons too, flow was EXTRA heavy and clotty! But the uterine lining shed, so we're in the clear for this month! TTY next month!
#ProjectCrotchGoblin

[Crystal Jensen @Craftycrickler]

@GovRicketts Period was 2 days late this month, phew! Close call! Had to buy extra tampons too, flow was EXTRA heavy and clotty! But the uterine lining shed, so we're in the clear for this month! TTY next month!
#ProjectCrotchGoblin

[Crystal Jensen @Craftycrickler]

@RepMattGaetz Period was 2 days late this month, phew! Close call! Had to buy extra tampons too, flow was EXTRA heavy and clotty! But the uterine lining shed, so we're in the clear for this month! TTY next month!
#ProjectCrotchGoblin

[Crystal Jensen @Craftycrickler]

@SenatorTimScott Period was 2 days late this month, phew! Close call! Had to buy extra tampons too, flow was EXTRA heavy and clotty! But the uterine lining shed, so we're in the clear for this month! TTY next month!
#ProjectCrotchGoblin

[Crystal Jensen @Craftycrickler]

@HenryMcMaster Period was 2 days late this month, phew! Close call! Had to buy extra tampons too, flow was EXTRA heavy and clotty! But the uterine lining shed, so we're in the clear for this month! TTY next month!
#ProjectCrotchGoblin

[Crystal Jensen @Craftycrickler]

@GovMikeDeWine Period was 2 days late this month, phew! Close call! Had to buy extra tampons too, flow was EXTRA heavy and clotty! But the uterine lining shed, so we're in the clear for this month! TTY next month!
#ProjectCrotchGoblin

[Crystal Jensen @Craftycrickler]

@SenatorBurr Period was 2 days late this month, phew! Close call! Had to buy extra tampons too, flow was EXTRA heavy and clotty! But the uterine lining shed, so we're in the clear for this month! TTY next month!
#ProjectCrotchGoblin

[Crystal Jensen @Craftycrickler]

@GovHolcomb Period was 2 days late this month, phew! Close call! Had to buy extra tampons too, flow was EXTRA heavy and clotty! But the uterine lining shed, so we're in the clear for this month! TTY next month!
#ProjectCrotchGoblin