Carston Woodhouse

Barista in Brisbane, loves Jesus

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Religious legalism demands of us love and grace without first ascribing them to God

[Carston Woodhouse @Craftyolddog]

Sitting in LAX, not my favourite place in the universe. None the less, I'm now a U.S. resident WOOHOO! Touch down in Louisianna in 10hrs

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Prob last coffee at Morgans/Zokoko :-( pos last great espresso for a while http://twitpic.com/1kgolq

[Carston Woodhouse @Craftyolddog]

They strive with much to do the possible; we do the impossible with nothing.

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Thanks @Piedhillprawns, I will always love your poetry. #poem on piedhillprawns #blog http://bit.ly/ajEpqD

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@benhafner say hi for me

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My wife loves my beard. Think of it as being kissed a thousand times at once. @thebeardstays

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RT @brookefraser: RT When I kiss my wife with my beard she says it's like being stabbed by a thousand tiny men with swords... #thebeardstays

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There is no division between God and man through Christ so every Christian know Him for yourself. He waits for you

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Me go to America :-)

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@Panchogrande04 thanks mate !

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Aaaaahhhhhh! At Morgan's getting a lovely peice of ristretto goodness. Last espresso b4 Africa. SO GOOD

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Where's the beef?

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@therealamylou nope, I no kill birdie. But lots of crazy birds smashed stuff

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This day I join the most noble and excellent band of gentlemen having completed angry birds

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And so I ask myself the great old question: is it ok to each 2 pieces of cheesecake in one hour? (yes I ate lunch already)

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I've discovered an imutable law: the shorter an animals life span, the shorter the interval between poo's

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He who smelt it dealt it @benhafner

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@thinkingslowly just steer clear of that back, crack and s...Ahem

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Ok, so Levi's aren't suitable for yoga...noted