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[Packie Mulranny @rannythefanny]

Out the gap earlier, left young lad at work to finish up, perks of rank. Fresh batch of baccy arrived from cousin in Spain. Two swiftys on route home. Championship weekend so out for some warm up pints tonight. Yup.

[Packie Mulranny @rannythefanny]

Out for the Arsenal match, top of the hill. No buzz here, few young lads down the back, I’ll threaten a lift out of them later into G’town, few quiet ones first. Then the world is my oyster till Sunday. Ate pints, yokes and fanny, fire in a kabab for luck. Yup yup

[Packie Mulranny @rannythefanny]

On the beer since last Sunday, take it handy today, head out for 4-5 pints later. have to catch up with a few lads who gave me bad tips on the races. Bolloxes

[Packie Mulranny @rannythefanny]

Gutted after the game, needed a boost for the bus home. picked up some sneachta for the journey. Great buzz till Larry started talking wild, wasn’t a foul on Daly he said, had to be pulled off him, bollox

[Packie Mulranny @rannythefanny]

Being a good boy tonight, 12 pack in the fridge and In with the misses, wants to watch love island, tell her away ya fuck, we’re watching a year Sunday, tears in me eyes.

[Packie Mulranny @rannythefanny]

In to get tickets off club secretary for the final, says no bother €90, what’s this shite? I’m an ex U16 inter county trialist, shouldn’t have to pay, says €90 or no ticket, tell him to stick it up his hole, the bollox. Havin a slash in his flowerbed as I leave.

[Packie Mulranny @rannythefanny]

Phone back, cheapest one down the shop, havn’t a bean till payday. Asked boss for advance, told me to go away to shite, prick. Away to tug the Micky off my self across in Dunnes stores jacks, need the boost.

[Packie Mulranny @rannythefanny]

Phone out of action, hopped it off a wall. Old one at the bar letting me use hers. Won’t be giving her rod though, Can’t hack old fanny.

[Packie Mulranny @rannythefanny]

Few swiftys tonight, nothin too mad, maybe a J or two and a few games of FIFA, school night and all.

[Packie Mulranny @rannythefanny]

Stickin fake headbutts at herselves nephew. Toughen him up, had it too soft. Wouldn’t survive a night down Raffterys.

[Packie Mulranny @rannythefanny]

Foreman pissed I didn’t turn up yesterday. Has me mixing cement like a bollox. Fuck that shite, got one of the young lads shovelling while I supervise.

[Packie Mulranny @rannythefanny]

Busted after the weekend, hit the gym to take the fear off. Fire some 60kg weights around. Other lads in the gym frightened. Pints from the weekend pouring out of me. Just ducked outside for a benson to slow the heart down. 💪🏼

[Mullingar Wild Beer Fest @wild_fest_gar]

More breweries to be announced soon. Tickets available at https://t.co/7GfWsfjkFu

[Mullingar Wild Beer Fest @wild_fest_gar]

https://t.co/7GfWsfjkFu Tickets can be purchased here. Tickets come with two free drinks from the wild beer bar.

[Mullingar Wild Beer Fest @wild_fest_gar]

Officially announcing the Mullingar Wild Beer Festival. A day dedicated to all things mixed ferm and wild, with some of the best Irish breweries pouring. @Land_and_Labour @WideStreetBrew @otterbrews

[Rebūke @rebukemusic]

unreal! berlin doing what it does best and keeping the party alive through the love for electronic music 🎵 🖤

[Give Us The Night @GiveUsTheNight]

"We don’t want DJs to retrain as lawyers or riggers to become healthcare workers, we don’t want people to move out of these sectors". DJs barely have a sector anymore thanks to bad FF legislation that FG wouldn't reverse over the last decade. Less talk, more action.

[Irish History Bitesize! @lorraineelizab6]

#Otd 2010: Death #Tourmakeady, Co #Mayo's Mick Lally. 🎭📺📽️actor. @MarysGalway @nuigalway. Taught History/Irish @AMCHALETUAM 6 yrs! @AnTaibhdhearc @DruidTheatre @AbbeyTheatre & lots 📺📽️eg @TheAcademy nominated The Secret of Kells! https://t.co/KeX5XYyaMC https://t.co/bIywTrt3Y0

[Craic Towns @CraicTowns]

@Jhiggins3 Will ye leave @PhilHoganEU alone! Sure wasn't he tested and cleared to have the craic?

Whoever thought 65% of last nights @rtenews should be about that should resign😀 and they made this girl stand outside talking about it?No1 even in the Dáil at that hour
#freePhil #craictowns

[Craic Towns @CraicTowns]

@Jhiggins3 Will ye leave @PhilHoganEU alone! Sure wasn't he tested and cleared to have the craic?

Whoever thought 65% of last nights @rtenews should be about that should resign😀 and they made this girl stand outside talking about it?No1 even in the Dáil at that hour
#freePhil #craictowns