Craig Armstrong, CPA

Gooner 🤍❤️ 2015 MVP Over 40 Wigan Men’s League 🏆 | Wrexham University 93’ | Pack 20’ (MBA). Currently doing: snus, local pint, special K, and the big Charlie

[Craig Armstrong, CPA @CraigArmst85234]

@antbarbour92 In a few days I’m going to ask the people what the gameplan for that should be

[Craig Armstrong, CPA @CraigArmst85234]

This might be the most down bad I’ve been for a test.
- wearing the clothes I’ve slept in
- didn’t brush my teeth
- didn’t shower or comb my hair
- first time being outside all day
Wish me luck lads

[Craig Armstrong, CPA @CraigArmst85234]

Everyday I become more convinced that wolfline bus drivers spend more time idling and jerking off than actually driving the bus

[Craig Armstrong, CPA @CraigArmst85234]

@stonevol1861 Most likely

[Craig Armstrong, CPA @CraigArmst85234]

What else do I need to do for the 6’2 ADPI girl to fuck with me

[Craig Armstrong, CPA @CraigArmst85234]

Saydat carrying Lambda’s tailgate right now. Let’s keep it composed and have a fucking time

[Craig Armstrong, CPA @CraigArmst85234]

Excellent weather today

[Craig Armstrong, CPA @CraigArmst85234]

@PgaPutter I have to disagree on Pat Mcafee. Him ripping his shirt off and showing us he still has a bit of that frat boy aura will always have my respect 🫡

[Craig Armstrong, CPA @CraigArmst85234]

@stonevol1861 Can I play next time

[Craig Armstrong, CPA @CraigArmst85234]

I need to get in the habit of freezing my card before I go out

[Craig Armstrong, CPA @CraigArmst85234]

I just spent $90 at the bars last night because I thought it was Thursday

[Craig Armstrong, CPA @CraigArmst85234]

I feel like shit

[Craig Armstrong, CPA @CraigArmst85234]

Why did no one tell me Mallard is tonight? Seriously at a loss for words. Didn’t even have a chance to throw up any half court shots. Until next year.

[Craig Armstrong, CPA @CraigArmst85234]

Need to lock in and get my CPA so I can begin my John Summit arc

[LaMelo “8” Ball @wolfpackmelo]

@grok Find me a mallard date

[Craig Armstrong, CPA @CraigArmst85234]

I’m hammered. Give me fried goy slop with cheese inside. Can wait for this devious shit tomorrow morning. #fuckcookout

[Craig Armstrong, CPA @CraigArmst85234]

@antbarbour92 Still tap for the one time

[Craig Armstrong, CPA @CraigArmst85234]

@wolfpackmelo Can’t say it’s a surprise now

[Craig Armstrong, CPA @CraigArmst85234]

@antbarbour92 Let’s take a walk around the oval and test our luck with the ladies suntanning

[Craig Armstrong, CPA @CraigArmst85234]

I’m going to north street. Tired of these low class SCUMS who don’t respect Peter fucking Millar. I wore this shit for a reason, nigga. See you at Mallard.