Craig

Comedian, writer, productivity blogger, Burton Albion fan

[Craig @CraigButlerUK]

@MarkJWinter86 They add an s to the end. That's how it happens

[Craig @CraigButlerUK]

@SashCoops Oh Jesus that's still going? 🤣 what happened?

[Craig @CraigButlerUK]

In all my time as a stand up, not once did I manage to come up with something as funny as this 🤣🤣

What an absolute weapon.

[Rt Hon Sir Grant Shapps @grantshapps]

I’ve written to @Keir_Starmer to request he pays for the criminal damage the Just Stop Oil attacks on the Energy Security Department caused this morning

As the political wing of Just Stop Oil, it is the Labour Party not the taxpayer that should be paying the bill

[Craig @CraigButlerUK]

@davechild28 @Dino_Maamria We finished last season super strong and have managed to keep hold of a lot of the strength of that squad - feels like prev years we've let half the good players go! Excited for the new season 🙏 Ben definitely deserves a credit, club this size is outperforming expectations

[Craig @CraigButlerUK]

@MicrostakesHero Bro I have not seen your tweets in my timeline for literal years! Today is a good day. Hope you're all good man. Poker is shit, but we both know we're gonna keep playing 🤣

[Craig @CraigButlerUK]

As if we didn't already know Cocaine is trending in politics

[Craig @CraigButlerUK]

This has Michael Scott vs Dwight Schrute at the dojo vibes to it

#MuskvsZuckerberg

[Craig @CraigButlerUK]

Make a note of the MPs who did not vote, including 225 Conservatives, and our integrity & accountability led PM and never give them your vote ever again. Disgrace. #PrivilegesCommitteeReport

[Craig @CraigButlerUK]

What on earth is Bob Seely banging on about? What a cretin #PrivilegesCommitteeReport

[Craig @CraigButlerUK]

@FlowzBC Hahahahahaah love this

[Darren Dutton @Darren_Dutton]

I did a google image search for people annoyed that their bins hadn't been collected and put them all in a montage.

[Craig @CraigButlerUK]

@FlowzBC You just know he'd turn up to court in full kit

[Craig @CraigButlerUK]

@mike_will_iams_ Hahah this has made my day. Love it

[Craig @CraigButlerUK]

@writes_eve 10k is awesome. I have 20 ( its new though) and they're all family and friends! Need to step up my game.

Congrats on the milestone. Great achievement! 👏

[Craig @CraigButlerUK]

@writes_eve 👋

[Craig @CraigButlerUK]

@MarkJWinter86 What on earth? You are a heathen.

[Craig @CraigButlerUK]

@notiondude Have you seen @BetterCreating1's YouTube content? It's not just Notion but I've learned quite a lot about Notion from him 😊

[Craig @CraigButlerUK]

@jansnolata @GregHands So like all of my comedy basically.

[Craig @CraigButlerUK]

@heyassim @NotionHQ @heyeaslo @IAmPascio @ASimpleNotion @ModestMitkus @heyjadie @arlainegabriela This is a good idea, especially with the Twitter algo being a bit hectic recently. Might have to emulate 😊

[Craig @CraigButlerUK]

I haven't seen so many celebrities so rattled in one place since @rickygervais last hosted the Golden Globes.

Hilarious to watch. 😂

#BlueCheckMark