Craig Clemson

Jack of all trades, master of none

[Craig Clemson @CraigClemo10]

@PayneQPR I've heard it all, what a grade A bellend. I suppose by adding Barbra Streisand to that list, along with Top Cat, Yogi Bear and Mr Blobby it could have been truly open to anyone, no matter the qualifications.

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

JOSE'S STILL ALIVE 🤯

[Craig Clemson @CraigClemo10]

Energy drinks are fucking awful, the only cunts that drink them are either PUMPED Americans, rogue traders or the blokes from Eastern Europe working the slaughterhouse #Dreadful

[Craig Clemson @CraigClemo10]

@JoshSalvage I didn't know you'd moved to Korea, learnt Korean and turned into a Korean pop sensation. Good work mate xxz

[방탄소년단 @BTS_twt]

오늘 너무 재밌었어요!! 아미 내일도 또 같이 놀아요!! 그리고 꽃 보내주신 조용필 선생님 너무 감사합니다!! 아미도 너무너무 사랑해요

[Craig Clemson @CraigClemo10]

Absolutely gutted. Fair play to the Croatians, they deserved it in the end, just little bit extra. It's all part of the experience lads #Qatar2022 #ItsComingHome #ENG

[Craig Clemson @CraigClemo10]

This new poisoning in Salisbury seems like a blatant attempt to take attention away from an absolutely banging World Cup, that's not yet produced anywhere near the 'hostile atmosphere' the government warned about. "ooh everyone please remember that Putin is a bad guy" #GetTaeFuck

[Craig Clemson @CraigClemo10]

If passing the ball about in your own half wins you the World Cup then I'm all for it, fact is though, it doesn't... BAGGING FUCKING GOALS DOES #ENGCOL

[Ellis Platten - AwayDays @ellis_platten]

Me throughout this entire World Cup: "It's coming home!"

Me 24 hours before our first knockout game:

#WorldCup

[Craig Clemson @CraigClemo10]

@jevs711 Good on him waving the flag high, he's probably related to St. George

[Craig Clemson @CraigClemo10]

@jevs711 That was all for you 😘

[Craig Clemson @CraigClemo10]

First tweet in nearly a year - Eric Dier you useless, boring, lazy cunt. Shit game made even worse by your cancerous footballing show. #BloodyBastard

[Craig Clemson @CraigClemo10]

@Curtysmart for alertness and focus and nutrition and hydration and electrolytes to help you work and focus #MONsterENERGY #mon

[Craig Clemson @CraigClemo10]

Olivia proving she's absolute trash #LoveIsland #ITSSGAME

[Craig Clemson @CraigClemo10]

@joeevans1011 @PayneQPR @HBrown94 you're in for a whirlwind boZos xxxx

[Craig Clemson @CraigClemo10]

@dave8atkinson @PayneQPR @mattalexlewis #MillWall https://t.co/mLUiEuK6d8

[Tom 🌚 @PassingPrince]

Big Jon, 43, Milwall Home and away.

[Craig Clemson @CraigClemo10]

@PayneQPR https://t.co/CKXvL2Ce81

[Craig Clemson @CraigClemo10]

De Gea the difference, what a bloke #ITAvsESP #Euro2016

[Craig Clemson @CraigClemo10]

Just been sick in my mouth

[Craig Clemson @CraigClemo10]

Celebrated the leap year working a 12 hour shift, alone #Bosh #BoshBosh #BoshBoshBosh #GazGShoreLedgend