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⚒️ West Ham
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@WestHam Fuck off, you pack of scumbags.

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@bushontheradio Quiz Quiztofferson

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@VictoriaCoren I've thoroughly enjoyed the fact I've become even more annoying to my wife and kids by answering "a hhhaaand dddriilll" every time they ask me a question.

It's as entertaining as it gets these days.

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@Mrjamieohara1 This is the thing....

I've had people in their 20s tell me Rio Ferdinand was overrated.

Mental.

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@henrywinter Slightly changing the subject, but every so often a team or two comes from nowhere to go far in the UCL, or even win it. It's unusual, but it happens. Chelsea are a threat, for sure.

Watched Sporting Lisbon in their last two games and they are also a very, very good side.

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Prime Fergie wouldn't keep this sack of shite West Ham team up.

Utterly, utterly crap.

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Luke Littler is ridiculous.

His aura is Ronnie O'Sullivan, Tiger Woods and Floyd Mayweather. He's so good, his opponents are beat before the game even starts because he makes them doubt themselves.

Unreal. 18 years old.

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@Cine_vichaar Mr Inbetween says hi

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West Ham are so poor in possession of the ball.

It's two or three passes at the most, before someone just plops the ball into nowhere. It's got to be a mixture between a lack of quality and blind panic.

Either way it's awful.

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Idiotic line up from a manager who already looks bewildered.

Pound for pound the worst CB pairing I've clapped eyes on at this club. Both total shit.

A midfield who look like they have breeze blocks for boots.

Scarles on the right.

No striker on the pitch.

Fucking shambles.

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Pound for pound, Kilman and Todibo may well just be the worst CB partnership I've ever clapped eyes on at this club.

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@henrywinter With a few minutes to go in the game today, WH had made 6 successful tackles to Palace's 21.

6 tackles in a London derby.

Six. Tackles.

It's an ultra passive team formed in the image of its ultra passive manager.

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I make player tackle bets every week. It's a good market and I do alright on it.

Stats tell you West Ham make very few tackles. 4 so far today in a derby. About 7 or 8 last week.

They are so passive, it's painful. A team formed in the image of that soggy bog roll of a manager.

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Actually done with Potter now.

Sick of the sight of him.

I'm sure he's a nice bloke. I'm sure he'll bumble his way through another post-match interview - "we have to keep going etc". But HE chose 3 centre mids and Paqueta as a false 9, at home, in a derby.

Appalling manager.

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This GK is a dimlow 😂

Fuck me. Laughable.

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Graham Potter spent the pre-game interview saying the team have to sit in and not over-commit. Yet it's when we go forward and push on and press the game we look dangerous, and when we spinelessely retreat to our 18 yard box we look absolutely atrocious.

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@LBC @lewis_goodall The money I earn is my FAMILY'S money.
And kids do earn it in different ways. For every cuddle when you walk tiredly through the door. For helping out in the house. For not complaining when you miss another event of theirs because you're at work.

This little weasel can fuck off.

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West Ham, yet again, are a shower of shit.

Happy new season.

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@iamtomskinner Most of them couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat. Divs living with their mum deep into adulthood, without a single clue about the real world. Wouldn't worry. They can't even be bothered to shower, let alone leave their safe space and do what they threaten.

Or bots.

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@KieronClarke14 Vile, init.