Craig Hoffenberg

Head Injury Analyst @PBS

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If Bijan Robinson doesn’t get a carry in the first quarter, I am going to assassinate Arthur Smith.

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Free agent guard Ayo Dosunmu intends to sign a five-year, $112 million contract to return to the Minnesota Timberwolves, with a player option in the fifth season, sources tell ESPN. Timberwolves made it a major priority to lock in Dosunmu after his tremendous postseason.

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@DCAcctgHeadhunt @TBurner2399 @JoePompliano No gather step in college basketball you fucking idiot #doesntknowball

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Josh Jacobs confirmed OUT (calf) the rest of the game vs. the Cardinals. #FantasyFootball #GoPackGo #BirdGang

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BREAKING - Rams expected to place WR Puka Nacua on season-ending IR after successful surgery to repair his Deltoid ligament in his ankle. Expected to make a full recovery. #RamsHouse #NFL #FantasyFootball

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BREAKING - Cardinals expected to place Bam Knight on IR due to his knee injury #BirdGang #NFL #FantasyFootball

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@NFL @AroundTheNFL @NFLPlus The fix is in NFL, that’s an absolutely horrible call

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NFL literally trying to cheat Packers today

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@knicks_tape99 I will also hate in solidarity

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@Slauncher @PSchrags Oh buddy I got excuses for each game
Eagles - Turf was bad, loss doesn’t count
Vikings - Love Knee Fucked
Lions #1 - Lions probably cheated somehow, not sure how yet
Lions #2 - Refs bent us over

Technically Packers 11-0

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@Slauncher @PSchrags 11-4 tastes pretty fucking good. BITCH.

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@Slauncher @PSchrags How about now bitch

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@lemieux2jagr @PSchrags 🤡🤡🤡

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My scorecard is 38-38 in the Olivera - Chandler fight. Lots of back and forth action. #UFC309

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Ceedee Lamb is doubtful to return to today’s game with a shoulder injury according to the team. X-Rays have come back negative #CowboysNation

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Tua might die from CTE in the next year

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Matt LeFleur’s playbook for Josh Jacobs

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@BarstoolBigCat Fat cat @ESPNBooger

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@BarstoolBigCat Hold the line soldier

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@wissportsnet @travisWSN @WisBBYearbook what are your candidates for worst seedings by the formula? Saw some bad ones. #wisconsinbasketball

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Braden Smith feels exactly like the guy Wisconsin has always had. Try hard that flops and gets under the other teams skin 24/7. #Wisconsin #Purdue