This guy named Craig

Let's be honest - I'm the best friend you've ever had.

[This guy named Craig @CraigIsTalking]

@M05tlyWr35le1ng 8 Billion people on the planet and not one who cares about your opinion.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Fine. I’ll say it.

• Your son was arrested in April 2023 for allegedly threatening to shoot up a school. He was subsequently sentenced to probation.

• In December 2020 your house was raided. Police seized your computers and phone. You posted a sob story to the internet and managed to raise over $500k for your ‘plight.’

• In a December 2022 you pled guilty to a felony computer crime charge. You were required to pay a $20k fine, perform community service, and seek mental health counseling. (You told everybody that your charges were dismissed but you were quickly called out for lying)

• In June 2023, you plead no contest to a cyberstalking charge. The charge came from allegations that you harassed and published nude photos of a former Florida State University student, where you were previously employed as a teacher (and later dismissed.)

• You have a battery charge against a police officer in Louisiana in 2016.

[This guy named Craig @CraigIsTalking]

@984_Afc @Schultz_Report …and we don’t care!

[This guy named Craig @CraigIsTalking]

@CollinRugg I hope he’s in protected custody rt now so he doesn’t have an unfortunate, Clinton style ending.

[This guy named Craig @CraigIsTalking]

@imbenbeal @ColeRos75957012 @MeLlamoTrevor Cleaning the toilets after the games are over doesn’t count.

[This guy named Craig @CraigIsTalking]

@GovPritzker You’re doing a terrible job representing ALL of your constituents.

[This guy named Craig @CraigIsTalking]

@libsoftiktok I bet she’s fun at parties

[This guy named Craig @CraigIsTalking]

@SchneiderLD35 @JoeBiden What is a woman?

[This guy named Craig @CraigIsTalking]

@LT_TheBiblegeek Donuts and all other iced pastries.

[This guy named Craig @CraigIsTalking]

@Jake_marine1 @EricSpracklen Other Democrat run cities. There… I fixed it for you.

[This guy named Craig @CraigIsTalking]

@sn0wman_army @EricSpracklen I live just outside of Phoenix. No, this does not happen everywhere. Get your head out of the sand!

[The Chad Dukes Show @chaddukes]

The energy that has been wasted over the years by people debating whether pancakes or waffles are superior has always baffled me. It’s a blessing to have either. No one has to choose. Pass the syrup.

[This guy named Craig @CraigIsTalking]

@PJ_Lowry @CalebJHull Ok. We accept your proposal.

[This guy named Craig @CraigIsTalking]

@XAVIAERD @JoeBiden @shaunking

[This guy named Craig @CraigIsTalking]

@ferminadaza922 Sweet! I love it when I find a new parody account!

[This guy named Craig @CraigIsTalking]

@RealSkipBayless Not nearly as sick as the way you disrespected Shannon.

[This guy named Craig @CraigIsTalking]

@katiehobbs If only you had chosen to recuse yourself so there’s be no question about your victory.

[This guy named Craig @CraigIsTalking]

@MuellerSheWrote Not the people… just the garbage ideology you espouse.

[This guy named Craig @CraigIsTalking]

@Phil_Lewis_ How brave… for someone who paid $8 for a blue check mark.

[This guy named Craig @CraigIsTalking]

@MuellerSheWrote You paid $8 for that blue check mark.