Fine. I’ll say it.
• Your son was arrested in April 2023 for allegedly threatening to shoot up a school. He was subsequently sentenced to probation.
• In December 2020 your house was raided. Police seized your computers and phone. You posted a sob story to the internet and managed to raise over $500k for your ‘plight.’
• In a December 2022 you pled guilty to a felony computer crime charge. You were required to pay a $20k fine, perform community service, and seek mental health counseling. (You told everybody that your charges were dismissed but you were quickly called out for lying)
• In June 2023, you plead no contest to a cyberstalking charge. The charge came from allegations that you harassed and published nude photos of a former Florida State University student, where you were previously employed as a teacher (and later dismissed.)
• You have a battery charge against a police officer in Louisiana in 2016.
The energy that has been wasted over the years by people debating whether pancakes or waffles are superior has always baffled me. It’s a blessing to have either. No one has to choose. Pass the syrup.