Craig Jones

27 I Big Booty Bitch

[Lucas @Lucasbandef]

Juin 2023. Mai 2026.
-76kg je crois que le truc la plus dure de que j'ai fait de ma vie

[Craig Jones @CraigJ1297]

@Kallum2point0 @kallumscott Worth it just for the pinned UAV tweet, Kallum heritage that is

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When you go for a wee after finally shifting some of the weight you gained over Christmas

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Good to see you again, Dong 🇨🇳

#MUFC || #MUNLUT

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@Kallum2point0 For all those concerned, we’re on the same team, I am not the keeper in question. Kallum has never, and will never, score past me.
No more questions at this time.

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@kyri_christou8 I don’t know mate, he was pretty good at getting on the end of a cross

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@Kallum2point0 Katsu curry and the pulled pork Mac and cheese also slap

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@lilfatty666 You fool, it was I that made her watch them

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I’ve spent a lot of time this week watching Pedro Pascal thirst traps for a man that is allegedly straight

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@GingerJackP Was a big fan of the mid analysis word art implementation, really bought the commentary to life

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@LukeMillard95 @weirdterrifying @mikeol108 It’s a pretty sizeable nope from me champ

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@GingerJackP Already started scouting out my selections; some tight calls this week for the CJ hard looking cunt seal of approval, few evenly matched wrongens

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@mikeol108 Damn near impossible to have any finesse with size 12’s 😞

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@kyri_christou8 There are children in year 4 that will be sitting their GCSE’s before my mans contract runs out

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That plus my raging autism not sitting well with the prospect of small talk when meeting a million and one new people

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Excited to start my new job tomorrow but boy let me tell you the Sunday night back to work anxiety be hitting different knowing I’m out of my professional comfort zone for the first time in a while

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@Kallum2point0 When you invest in pud, you invest in your friends

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@Kallum2point0 Ambrosophobia

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@abbxe_mb Sliding in the DM’s (Dead Mom’s)

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@mikeol108 Don’t know mate, the Holocaust was pretty bad