Craig Kennedy

Husband. Father. Son. Lover of dogs. Hater of pants. he/him

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@JunDishes Ah, my apologies. Totally misread that 🤦‍♂️

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@robcesternino Noooo, but Rocky’s such a floater though!

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@_modelmorg @savannahlouieTV @RizGod__ @sophibalerdi Is this the hard launch of the Quatro Leches alliance?!

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@AMikeBloomType The Tide Walker could be the subtitle to a knock-off Legend of Zelda game

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@spaceghost From now on, any historical essay that doesn't include the sentence "In his own world, Leon S. Kennedy is a survivor too." will be a failure to me.

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@ChefReactions Chef, if you get a chance while you're in Detroit, hop across the river to Windsor, Ontario. Phenomenal pizza over here too. There's a YouTube documentary about Windsor's pizza called "The Best Pizza Town You've Never Heard of".

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@mattliguori @lashtweets Congratulations! Does this mean we get to call you Mafo now?

(Also, hatless @Pooyaism is really throwing me for a loop here)

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@Realitytv__fan Can’t wait for Omar to loudly accuse half the cast of being a Traitor at the first roundtable. This is gonna be so good!

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@ChefReactions While you're there Chef, cross the river into Windsor, ON. Best Pizza town in Canada.

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@AMikeBloomType @taranarmstrong If we find out she was just a puppet for The Mastermind, then yes.

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@mattliguori You don’t bring Dorinda back and not make her a day one Traitor, right?!

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@RobHasApodcast @taranarmstrong @LianaRHAP @Chappells_Show @Pooyaism @ShannonGaitz @robcesternino We’re gonna need a wellness check on @Chappells_Show if he doesn’t get to draft Aysha. Between that and finding out he’s gonna have to choose between Cirie and Shonee next year, my boy can only take so much in one day!

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@CohenBrian_ @Brian_Scally

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@RobDenBleyker It all depends on what you'd rather find in your cupboard 3 days later (that you had no memory of buying): a bar of Ecuadorian white chocolate infused with lavender oil, or a 30lb bag of cool ranch Doritos

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@taranarmstrong

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@Brian_Scally This is the closest I’ve seen a BBUS house look like a BBCAN house. I think that’s why I like it as much as I do.

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@jeffcannata If you’re not earning 14 degrees 180 years after your death, are you even trying?

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@ChefReactions It might be your most endearing quality chef. That and the steady stream of F bombs, lol.

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@EyesOnTheRight I think I saw Baby Assassination play on the second stage at Ozzfest back in '96