Craig L

It's not me... it's you.

[Josh Sweigart @JoshSweigart]

Sheets up in the UD student "ghetto" this year a little more somber than in previous years.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Times have changed...

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Inbred Idiot William of Cambridge demands obsequence from random matronly transient.
Marshall Kim Jong Un is greeted with spontaneous gaiety.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

The value of an industry to society is inversely proportional to the number of awards it gives itself. #DavesLaws

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

When you fail to realize the worst fuckup of previous generations is your generation
https://t.co/uqRp2EW11t

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

U.S. "Oscar" awards expected to feature fabulously rich Hollywood stars lecturing peasants concerning their moral failings.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dazed Jeff Bezos Realizes He Spent Entire Conversation Thinking About How To Automate Person Talking To Him https://t.co/3RYCN4WARG

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

US dissident folksinger "Fergie" commended for revealing true horror lying at heart of US national anthem.

https://t.co/HFEULIiUew

[Dave Arnold @CookingIssues]

My #kingcake for millennials. I put a baby in every slice, cause... you’re all winners. #mardigras

[MacCocktail (@MacCocktail.bsky.social) @MacCocktail]

Countries with...

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Stop interfering with natural selection, dammit. #ThinTheHerd

https://t.co/ngsx2IpDca

[The Onion @TheOnion]

FBI Warns Republican Memo Could Undermine Faith In Massive, Unaccountable Government Secret Agencies https://t.co/edaqT2LocX

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

The insidious plot to humiliate the noble American canine nears completion
https://t.co/xPFPZWG3BX

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Ideal presidential profiles
1968: military veteran with 8+ years experience in state level executive office
2018: billionaire talent show judge, name works as a brand for a casual dining restaurant concept

[Craig L @CraigJ_L]

Won me some free comedy from @TWATlovers

[Craig L @CraigJ_L]

Sitting around @ChipotleTweets bc they just opened and have no steak ready. No I'm sorry, no drink while we wait, nada. #customerservice

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

The Scranton Nuzzler strikes again
https://t.co/C64ANbjxd7

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Remember when the NYT set up an online database of Palin's emails and begged readers to help investigate? Good times
http://t.co/ueN1c817OL

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

There are 3 types of people at the bar...

https://t.co/Xrn3427xi4

[✨Cara Mia✨ @CaraMiaSG]

My morning cocktail ☀️☕️😊 #espresso #coffeelover #morningcoffee