Craig Capilla

Litigation attorney with the @fgcclaw. Husband, dad, racing sailor, and hack guitar player.

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@LARecovery @JonahDispatch “Well, things are different now” has long been the casus belli for the crowd seeking to be rid of the things they just don’t like.

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@scottlincicome @JayJonesOnline I mean, great grapes and all but, one cannot pass up a good Key & Peele opportunity.

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@rorycooper @scottlincicome @justkarl

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@jarvis_best @3YearLetterman Closed circuit footage sped up to 1.5-2x with Yakety Sax playing in the background is PEAK entertainment.

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@janecoaston The writings of a person who truly believes himself to be an intellectual, but only displays to others that he doesn’t know what he doesn’t know.

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@Johnubacon John, I think it is perfectly fine for you to make mention of your new book, that you just published, for which you are currently doing press. I believe someone here once said: some people aren’t happy unless they’re not happy…

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@3YearLetterman To Michigan State. Because Fitzgerald jumps to the Michigan job…

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@SickosCommittee

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@Johnubacon It’s just the Eurostep…into the Charleston…into the Watusi. Perfectly legal. It’s right there in the book.

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@janecoaston That sound you hear right now is the front-est running anyone ever front ran…

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@chicagobars @ShankenNews This is purely anecdotal but I know of one person who absolutely couldn’t stand tequila before Covid and, after all the taste/smell resets, prefers tequila over other liquors now. I wonder if this is actually a feature.

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@Mr_Lincoln Not enough gets mentioned about Meade. He had a fascinating career and that’s even if you EXCLUDE 1863-65, which is usually the part most people have heard about.

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@janecoaston Wait, what? As a society, we should all be rooting for a ham-fisted attempt to strip citizenship (?!?!?) here just for comedic value. It’s the complete opposite of irresistible force meets immovable object. Every single person in this scenario has a chance to be this guy:

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@WindyCityWxMan Oh, I’m a hack that knows people with boats. But we had some well seasoned folks on board today. Really REALLY hard day for people without experience. Super easy to get tricked into thinking it was a simple summer day on the water. It wasn’t. As some people learned.

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@JFielkow Incredible. And what an absurd putt to finish it off.

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@blessyouboys What an absurd feeling to see that stat line and think: huh, that was kinda crap tonight…and then to think about how many teams would kill for that kind of performance on the regular.

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@daniellabruce_ That is an extremely uncomfortable ballpark, all of a sudden.