Craig Maschio

#weddingdj 40. music. sarcasm. pop culture. inappropriate humor. 49ers. Red Sox. Celtics. Sports in general.

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Hey @49ers, I took the liberty of making this real quick because Robert Saleh is my new spirit animal! #robertsaleh

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I swear I remember @danorlovsky7 saying early LAST season that Drake Maye would be the best QB from that draft

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@3YearLetterman @LeadingReport As a society we should stop violating hippos

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Pat McAfee putting BOTH ESPN and WWE on his back is the dream of every kid who grew up watching the same episode of sportscenter for the whole morning everyday for all of summer break and watching the Monday night wars

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Shilo Sanders will earn himself a contract this season

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Niners should trade back into first and take Matthew Golden. Steal of the draft at this point.

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@Jared_Carrabis Yes?

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@Zourabichvili_S @YourAnonCentral When did Georgia leave the SEC?

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7 hours of commercial free anxiety, starts now

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Tua Garoppolo

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@l0rdadrean T Pain had a rough night

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Live look at Ryan Garcia

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@thejunkyardfit Don’t drop the ball on this offer!

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@MrPresidentJD Boohoo

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I cannot wait for Nicholas Cage to play the alien whistleblower in the made for TV series about this

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@MrPresidentJD @DomMysterio35 No

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@MrPresidentJD No

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@MrPresidentJD I wish I could punch Tucker Carlson in the face lol

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I should really have my own department at work where I spend a week on each team sharing gifs and morale. Why is this not a thing?