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The fate of the '26 Reds is very dependent on Nick Lodolo's ability to stop being a little bitch and go after these hitters.

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@Nolimitsu_ @OldTakesExposed

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@DoubleVodkaDon @OldTakesExposed

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Blake Dunn will make a damn good PE teacher and high school baseball coach in 2027 and beyond.

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Zach Maxwell, with the 48" waistline and 10.38 ERA, is NOT your Rolaids Reliever of the Week.

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@DavisMattek

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Jeezus the '26 Reds are the most unclutch sports team I think I've ever seen.

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@OldTakesExposed

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The Knicks are the Henry Rowengartner of 2026.

The rubber band is severed. The magic is gone.

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All these creepy bandwagon fan celebs are giving the Knicks bad mojo.

Spurs in 6.

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Edwin Arroyo's been on this team for 37 minutes and he already looks as disgruntled as Billy Bob in Bad Santa.

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@CincyProblems Deep-fried ass cheeks.

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If you're having a tough week at work and you feel like you're not qualified for the tasks at hand - breathe, it will be ok.

***This excludes Reds pitching coach Derek Johnson***

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I don't know who was more worthless, 2024 Joe Biden or 2026 Tony Santillan.

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@OldTakesExposed

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Remember that 37-minute stretch where Blake Dunn was good at baseball?

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You can't spell "Get the fuck off my team, Lyon Richardson" without Lyon Richardson.

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Excited about the 250th anniversary of our Nation, upcoming elections, the start of summer, and hearing from Tito Francona on why the fuck he put Yunior Marte in a high leverage situation in his first game after being called up from AAA.

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@RealSkipBayless Why don't you ask Texas, Penn St, ichigan, Notre Dame fans about C Tate. He cooked all their asses.

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