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[craig black @CraigSB]

Are we fucked? Doesn’t seem to be happening at all does it! I know we have injuries but Shearer is right, lazy everywhere! Punished for the second because Tsimi was strolling on the byline. Jesus

[The People's Cube @ThePeoplesCube]

Genuinely, what’s the point??

[Joe Hart @JHartFlips]

“He could have solved world hunger instead of building a flying car”

My brother in Christ,

In 2021 the UN claimed they could solve world hunger with $6 Billion.

Elon offered them the $6 Billion if they were transparent with where the funds were going.

The UN never took his offer.

[Midnite @midnite]

Where would Man City be if they didn’t cheat? 🤷🏻‍♂️

We’ve taken the money pumped into the club by their owners, worked out which signings it funded each season and removed every Premier League goal those players scored.

Here’s what the leagues would look like…

A Thread 🧵👇🏼

[ratman @CoalPowers]

Imagine being the lowest elevation corpse on mount everest. Fucking loser

[Suffragent @Suffragent_]

Seems a good time to re-post this classic.

[LeeKuanYewRespecter @LeeRespecter]

Can a man not go to work and do his job without being leered at and sexualised by women?

[craig black @CraigSB]

Fuck me, imagine having to do this for people we’re allowing into our country. Just imagine it.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government is handing out posters to asylum seekers telling them not to have sex with girls or mutilate their genitals

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Holy shit the first career ending injury in robotic athletics

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

We deserve to know everything.

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

Good job everyone’s just turned the government alert system off because Burnham decided to scare the s*** out of us about having a barbecue

[Zac Goldsmith @ZacGoldsmith]

Literally anyone with a fraction of a brain could have predicted that abuse of this hugely valuable alarm system would devalue it to the point where it is useless. Anyone, that is, except the actual government.
We are led by cretins

[Toria Brooke @realtoriabrooke]

Hayden Panettiere dead 3 months after disclosing in new book & on Jay Shetty pod that at 18, when Heroes was blowing up, a trusted long-time female friend dragged her downstairs on boat at sea & put her in bed next to naked, famous older British rocker.

[Alastair Hilton @London_W4]

The Prime Minister @andyburnham announced that he’s giving British farmers £65 million of support. To put this in context, he’s given Pakistan £130 million this year.

[craig black @CraigSB]

@DanCuff89 I’ve heard we’re going to hear “Alexa, play You’ll Never Walk Alone” at Anfield this season, too 💪🏼

[craig black @CraigSB]

@DanCuff89 We’ve got Bezos money now boy 🤑

[craig black @CraigSB]

Surely the Croatian government could have sent out an emergency alert and the tard would have thought twice before starting this! 🤬

[Anonymous TV 🇺🇦 @YourAnonTV]

🚨🇭🇷 WATCH: Last night’s wildfire in Omiš, Croatia, captured in apocalyptic footage that looks like it was lifted straight from a feature film

[Lancsiron @Lancsiron]

Why would you be an @AldiUK store deputy manager when for £1.63 less you can clean with less shite or responsibility.... Has this what the ridiculously high minimum wage has created...