Craig

Fantasy Football and Humor | #SFB12 | Star Wars since '77 | MFA, PhD | Punk/Alt

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"I’m hungry,” said the Stormtrooper.
“But lunch was just an hour ago,” I replied.
“I missed it,” he responded.

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@55SweetThing "Praise be to Allah." -Trump

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@SecRubio "Praise be to Allah." -Trump

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@WhiteHouse "Praise be to Allah." -Trump

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@PamBondi "Praise be to Allah." -Trump

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@SecWar "Praise be to Allah." -Trump

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@SpeakerJohnson "Praise be to Allah." -Trump

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@PeteHegseth "Praise be to Allah." -Trump

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@GuntherEagleman "Praise be to Allah." -Trump

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@FoxNews "Praise be to Allah."

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@IvankaTrumpRV2 I mean, this is his message on Easter morning. It seems like he has a firm grasp on reality.

"Praise be to Allah." -Trump

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It makes sense that Trump put up a statue of Columbus. He too was a human trafficker specializing in young girls:

​"Plenty of dealers who go about looking for girls; those from nine to ten are now in demand."
-letter to Doña Juana de la Torre, 1500

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Trump is LEEROY JENKINS!!!

#WoW #MAGA #worldofwarcraft #Iran

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@FoxNews God praise Trump, our Lord and Savior.

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@PressSec God praise Trump, our Lord snd Savior!

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Me when I think about Trump:

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@Matt_Pinner E. But only because there isn't an F.

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@TONYxTWO Riiiight. If anyone lacks metacognition, it's MAGA.

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@tedcruz "Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate... He’s weak and he’s ineffective."

Trump, 2011

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@FoxNews "Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate... He’s weak and he’s ineffective."
Trump, 2011

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@TrumpTruthOnX "Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate... He’s weak and he’s ineffective."
Trump, 2011