Craig Suede

I sing happy sounding sad songs. #HappyHeartbreak Travel and Learn.

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Lookin like I’m gonna start basing myself in Seattle again .. soooo, let’s see how things go this time around 🤷🏼‍♀️

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It’s crazy that I’ve played hundreds of bar gigs but today, since it’s been several months, I get nervous that I’ve somehow forgotten the hours of songs that I know 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Craig Suede has a show on 05/26/2023 at 06:00 PM @ The Rabbit Hole in San Diego, CA https://t.co/UgJsNfVEem #concert https://t.co/4CdAwAu5jP

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I finally started Demon Slayer .. so there’s that 🤷🏼‍♀️ #AnimeLife

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Life lessons at @jimmyjohns 🙏🏽

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I tried doing my fingernail polish while driving .. and it was a bad idea 🤦🏼‍♀️

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For over a decade, I’ve had the goal of trading flight tickets with a stranger at the airport .. some day 🤷🏼‍♀️

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On the flight

Me: is there anything to eat?
Attendant: this one is an Asian salad
Me: … 😬 whyyy would I want that one?
Other Attendant: wowww
Attendant: 😟 oh my gosh! I also have this one that’s pesto or anything you see here
Me: 😂 I’ll take the Asian one

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@robdeez @lildickytweets I loved early Dave. But this new season is so uncomfortable and cringey

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The more I watch Dave, the more I feel like I know @lildickytweets, the more I relate to his thought process, and the more I dislike his character on the show. #frustratinglyreal

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Starting to feel more motivated to get @HappySadSongsHH doin things again. It’s been a weird few years. Hoping to go on tour again

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Does anybody else sit outside of a place (restaurant, bar, gym, whatever) for an hr just contemplating whether or not you’re even gonna go outside?

..he tweeted, outside of the spot

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My facial recognition didn’t recognize me while yawning and now I’m horrified to yawn in public but at least Big Brother won’t recognize me 🤷🏼‍♀️

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“wtfuck are they doing in there?”
he said
to himself

..sitting outside the bar wondering if I actually feel like going inside 🤷🏼‍♀️
(me, every weekend)

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Seeing the ads for @DrewBarrymore hosting @mtvmovieaward feels like watching Never Been Kissed becoming a reality.

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@doevamp Emma Roberts, Kim Kardashian, & Delinquents

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Driving across Montana on tour rn. This state is so wild with snowy mountains or rolling hills w the “biggest sky in America” 🏔️⛅️ #ilovemontana

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@noelkunz Yeaaa!! I miss you homie 🙌🏽

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I’ve been ignoring Twitter but maybe it’s time to start using this platform again for all my untethered thoughts 🤷🏼‍♀️ haha fuck it

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Nothing feels more like I’m on tour than this boomerang 😂