CraigTheCoon🦝

it's over

BMI 69

[CraigTheCoon🦝 @CraigTheTard]

Pls help me find my friends I've lost them

[Michael Orthodox ☦ @Michaeldudufudu]

When a foid yearn posts always add "with chad" after it

Exhibit A:

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

For perspective:
John McCain, at the time of his death, had voted with Donald Trump over 80% of the time.

Meaning Massie is 'crossing the aisle' more frequently than McCain.

[☦︎ Dug ☧ 🫵🏿🐶🖕🏿 🐖 @Piss_Benoit]

When I hear some broad who did me wrong had a mixed race baby in the county jail

[CraigTheCoon🦝 @CraigTheTard]

@uh_oh_smellie @heavenlyterror U will get both ellie

[CraigTheCoon🦝 @CraigTheTard]

Feminine boys?

[CraigTheCoon🦝 @CraigTheTard]

@uh_oh_smellie @heavenlyterror U can do it

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

She’s right to do so

[CraigTheCoon🦝 @CraigTheTard]

Me and whom after this lobster season

[naiive @naiivememe]

After the age of 30 there is no more short or tall men, there is no more fat or fit men.

There is only rich or broke

[CraigTheCoon🦝 @CraigTheTard]

Ideal

[RE-OPEN THE SIZZLERS @SaladBarFan]

I’m short, ugly, bald, and have a micro penis.

[k 🏴▐┛ @avgvstvsczr]

this and a diet coke

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I got worried when I saw Mr Feeny from boy meets world was in the New York Post cause I thought he died but it turned out to be worse

[CraigTheCoon🦝 @CraigTheTard]

@DumbassirI No to do anything id want

[CraigTheCoon🦝 @CraigTheTard]

HOW DO I GET A GIRL TO BE THIS DESPERATE

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

What could cause a man to behave this way?

[CraigTheCoon🦝 @CraigTheTard]

@Billybobwalter1 No but we may set a hook eventually

[Upstate Federalist @upstatefederlst]

Now that the summer stands are all open, as an American, the primary hot dog sauce I use this time of year is a sauce made from additional meat.

[CraigTheCoon🦝 @CraigTheTard]

@kuchisakeonnax You went to work u deserve it

[CraigTheCoon🦝 @CraigTheTard]

@Billybobwalter1 I know can't even make a joke!