Craig Woods

I was going to say something funny, but it’s all been said & I don’t want to be accused of being a plunger. Bedtime 9pm

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@NFGmart Have you seen how cheaply they are made?

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Hi @AskVirginMoney. Missed you. Thanks for the debt collection call on Christmas eve for the debt you created on the account under investigation by your ombudsman. I'll add it to the complaint.

Happy Christmas 🤶

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@NetworkRailMAN genuinely thank you for this. Real unexpected treat. Your colleagues have played as big a role in keeping Manchester moving as anyone in the NHS

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@philp83 I had a cortisol injection at tbe GP in my shoulder yesterday. Its lovely, I'm dead feom the neck down. You could beat me and i wouldn't know

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@HiltonHotels Thanks Riley. Just sent

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@HiltonHotels hello. Do you have an email address i can use to contact on please?

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@Bristolvor None specific, stupid fat thumbs

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All i want for Christmas is nonr specific uranal discharge

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An lo, a boy child was born unto us and his light filled the earth with hair cut and gym selfies

@AtlanticFyoo

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@AndrewSylvesr She told me how to make a cheese sandwich

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Alexa

Which 4 people on twitter are giant sluts?

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Remember this time last year when we were all looking at the club stamps on our hands trying to figure out which one we left our panties in??

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Picture it, St Peters almost deserted.

Enter stage left Craig, new shoes, a vision in jeans so skinny you'd imagine them painted on by blind Belgian nuns in the Congo.

Thats it.

Carry on.

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So are we panic buying yet or not?

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Ummmmmmmm

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Its going to be brexit 2 weeks early because everyone is going to close the borders and not want anything to do with us isn't it?

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Go bee saver bees #beesaverbees 🐝

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Go bee saver bees! #beesaverbees 🐝

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@StevenMontaure November and December

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Christmas is like an STI in many ways. It cones twice a year anf and cant do any of your favourite things while its here