Craig Christ | 🇺🇲

The world is on fire. We can make s'mores.

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

Some of my favorite verses.
The Bible is pretty clear on some stuff.

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

@MissElizabethA @OmariJHardy @mmschocolate You might consider some parenting classes.

There will always be societal influence. Maybe parent your kids. When I was young, it was the Simpsons, guess what my mom kept me from watching?

Just tell your kids that people can't be unique.

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

@empfan1 @MissElizabethA @OmariJHardy @mmschocolate 😀 right. Parents these days must suck. I guess that's why they want society to do the parenting.

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

@hdultra2015 @OmariJHardy @mmschocolate The ratings on the real housewives shows are through the roof too. Stupid people like being told what to think. Others like laughing at the pure lunacy.

Ratings have nothing to do with quality.

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

@GiovanniMussi @darren1man1bike @SimuLiu Wow, look how confidently wrong you are. Ignorance isn't intelligence.

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

@ThisIsKyleR I dunno, maybe they don't want you to walk in with your AR and start "rescuing" all the employees.

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

@CollinRugg My favorite thing is these couch commandos cosplaying the military, so they can fight... The military?

He's not wrong. If the US military is turned on the population, there is no fighting.

Us gun owners need to quit being hyperbolic and find reasonable control measures.

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

@bean_joyanna Or panties that say.. "fuck the GOP" on the crotch... They can't get offended if they aren't looking.

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

@WhyMe1980 @GovPritzker I was making a distinction between abortion and you ridiculous example.

It's not the same. An abortion has nothing to do with anyone. It has NO ability to harm another person.

I'm not even going to try on the vax shit. You fools are examples of natural selection.

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

@WhyMe1980 @GovPritzker Exactly! One time I walked past a pregnant woman, she coughed and now I'm pregnant. Because of my health issues, I'll probably die during pregnancy.

Exactly the same right?

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

@RepMTG The fvck you going on about?

The video shows her hopping through the window.
I bet she punched him because he was telling her to stop or even grabbing her.

Or... Everyone was acting like animals.

She presented a threat, and paid the price.

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

@SammiStitches I was half expecting furry sleeves when I maximized the pic. 😆

But the bare shoulders sure are scandalous.

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

@KariLake Trump can't drive.

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

@laurenboebert But if there's no raid... How are they finding these documents?

Oh, because he freely offered that he had them and is making every effort to return them all?

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

@erinbiba But I can still have a double bourbon and tell people it's to "boost" my immune system right!?

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

@altonbrown Same thing as unconsumed wine. Purely hypothetical.

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

Most of the time, I just wing it and don't have a clue what I'm doing.

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

@SANDSKI2020 @NotHoodlum Honestly, what do you think those ballots were?
Fakes? Duplicates? Already counted?

I'm legitimately interested.
I know I can't change your mind, so I won't argue.
But there are better ways that I can imagine than using paper.

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

@AdamAtlas8 @NotHoodlum Pretending this is evidence of fraud shows how completely ignorant to the system people are.

You can scan the same ballot 300 times through a tabulator.
Guess how many times it counts? Yup, just once.

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

ABSOLUTELY! You crack bone, bruise tissue, cause localized swelling, the brain is getting less oxygen than it should...

The patient doesn't hop up and walk around after CPR.

[Craig Christ | 🇺🇲 @Craig_Christ_IV]

@lisa_liberal That's what I keep thinking! Lol it's looking like that "MAGA" party might start up. 😆