Creg Garmody

This is a parody account. Thanks for playing.

[Creg Garmody @Craig_Garmody]

Gettin jobbed by the league

[Creg Garmody @Craig_Garmody]

I think I wouldve known if I saw AJ McCarrons dick

[Creg Garmody @Craig_Garmody]

The weed burps. Delicious.

[Creg Garmody @Craig_Garmody]

Imagine if you put a brownie under that?

[Creg Garmody @Craig_Garmody]

:: laying on back, sausage sandwich on stomach ::

Somebody get this sausage off of me

[Creg Garmody @Craig_Garmody]

Spoocy fuckin moosty over here

[Creg Garmody @Craig_Garmody]

Black Cheese?? Not putting that anywhere NEAR my mouth

[Creg Garmody @Craig_Garmody]

Fucking Jameis. Hes gonna make some money off chicken or something...."Famous Jameis Chicken"

[Creg Garmody @Craig_Garmody]

Bengals survive Monday at Tamper, completely healthy 17-14 W. Low scoring. Friendly competition.

No fights, no injuries. Have a nice day

[Creg Garmody @Craig_Garmody]

Look at this mother fucker. He could sell you three used cars and a bag of soap.

[Creg Garmody @Craig_Garmody]

The salt really helps.

[Creg Garmody @Craig_Garmody]

A handful of chocolate won't kill ya.

[Creg Garmody @Craig_Garmody]

I told them to make it right.

[Creg Garmody @Craig_Garmody]

Miley Cyrus armpit hair? You dudes into that shit?.....kinda weird

[Creg Garmody @Craig_Garmody]

Sulfur smells so much better than Tom's ass

[Creg Garmody @Craig_Garmody]

Vinegar and ice cream? Delicious.

[Creg Garmody @Craig_Garmody]

Melo was fat like two years ago. He was tubbing around with tubby ray felton.

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@JBuono611 giants could use a Rex. Tom should be in retirement. You guys must let go of the past. Time to move on

[Creg Garmody @Craig_Garmody]

If Paul Brown ever hosts a Super Bowl I'll be there.

[Creg Garmody @Craig_Garmody]

Cats and swans are chill.