Craig 🇺🇦🇵🇸

you smell really bad! #fuckoffeverton

[Craig 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Craigapolis]

10 perfect touches. All with his right foot, while using his left to stabilise himself.

You don’t understand how perfectionist this is unless you’ve played to a certain level. It’s truly next level.

[Craig 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Craigapolis]

@AugustineOTV

[Craig 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Craigapolis]

@thanos876

[Craig 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Craigapolis]

Fucking hell I only paid 383 off my student loan according to my p60. And I consider myself lower middle earner, or higher-lower.

It probably trebled that in interest. Fuckers.

[Craig 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Craigapolis]

“Europoors wouldn’t commit to a large rescue operation.”

Yes because why waste your resources when you can make the enemy waste theirs…

[𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ @NiohBerg]

The general European reaction to the most complex, daring and successful rescue mission in decades seems to be:

"But vat about ze money you spent zaving his life? Vaz it vorth it?"

[Craig 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Craigapolis]

Sign him up before St. Pauli do!

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲𝘀 @EvertonNewsFeed]

📱 Merlin Röhl’s latest Instagram post

[Craig 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Craigapolis]

@potterscope_ I like it, reminds me of the 90’s champions league etiquette

[Craig 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Craigapolis]

Guess Liverpool went to city 4 nothing.

[Craig 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Craigapolis]

@PigLazer And how many AeroGavins have been shot down? Exactly!

[Ben @BenJoyceFoot]

With aerial bombardment analysis from Steve Claridge, and Clem is on site in Tehran

[Craig 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Craigapolis]

@thanos876 Less wins than Berger, Barichello and Massa.

Deep irony is if not for AD 21 and LH retired I probably would have been a 16 supporter.

[Craig 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Craigapolis]

Wine, chop and crabs?

Fucking hell that is a bad wedding

[shipz ✧ @heyshipz]

the first 3 words you see will define your APRIL 😭

[Craig 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Craigapolis]

@simscircuit Lewis 100% thought it was a fan for like half a second

[Craig 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Craigapolis]

Dare I say it, he’s a luxury player, a great luxury player, but could he win a crunching tackle to get Hill Dicky roaring?

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Phil Foden could be set to leave Manchester City this summer.

The England international is reportedly unhappy with his recent lack of minutes, and if talks over a new contract fail to progress in the coming months, he could seek a move elsewhere in Europe - with several elite clubs said to be monitoring the situation.

Pep Guardiola has named Foden on the bench in 4 of his last 5 appearances across all competitions, further fuelling speculation over his future.

(Source: Football Insider)

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Tiger Woods’ life summed up

[Craig 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Craigapolis]

I’ve been against the cunt ever since he saiid pickford conspired to let that origi goal in.

[Ewan Herd @ewan_herd25]

James Garner making his debut tonight 🤣🤦‍♂️

[Craig 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Craigapolis]

Tiger woods in a vehicle crash?

Is it 2009 again did it work?

[Craig 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Craigapolis]

@2bethTV Norman Dyke pulled three men to safety and was wounded in the shoulder in the assault on Foy. But because he wasn’t one of them he’s portrayed as incompetent. Shame.

[Craig 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Craigapolis]

@paddypower On the plus side, you can, without worry, join in the Scotland get battered song when it inevitably happens.

[Craig 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Craigapolis]

Musk has stuck his dick in the twitter servers again?

[Craig 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Craigapolis]

@ScrewderiaF1 Don’t be too harsh, his idol is fallen from the top and unfortunately doesn’t have the good personality of a Vettel to redeem himself.

Of course you may also think it’s fucking hilarious.