Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg

University of Kentucky 94’ | Hank Williams Boogie Bar enjoyer | Treaty Oak Enthusiast | Go Titans ⚔️ |

[Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg @Craigbomb84]

@chickpounder69 One on the far left cheated on her old boyfriend with 6 different dudes 😂😂. Felt so bad for him he’s a good dude. #plowed

[Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg @Craigbomb84]

Just lasted 5 seconds and she says she doesn’t care and it’s fine.

[Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg @Craigbomb84]

Wanted to let y’all know I’m 5 days sober!

Hopefully that’s ok with Jayden Daniels
#fuckyoujayden

[Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg @Craigbomb84]

Had a dream about the ex-wife last night

[Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg @Craigbomb84]

Would bitches still go to 6am Pilates if they can’t post it or film it for a DITL? #thinking #LANK

[Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg @Craigbomb84]

Peter this Peter that… Craig’s about to be the next Spider-Man bitch!

[Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg @Craigbomb84]

Everyone just shut the fuck up and let me drink.

[Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg @Craigbomb84]

@imBobClapps That a chicken tender sub on white bread? Knew I liked you Bob!

[Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg @Craigbomb84]

GUS BUS BITCH!!

[Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg @Craigbomb84]

Beers and benchwarmers. Does it get better?

[Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg @Craigbomb84]

@imBobClapps 😂😂

[Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg @Craigbomb84]

@albertcockard2 Be the most annoying girls you know too 😂😂

[Albert “30 rack” Cockard the 2nd @albertcockard2]

The fact that these two idiots (dumb and dumber) paid 20k for someone to design their dorm is insane.

[Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg @Craigbomb84]

I love looking at hot women in public and never talking to them.

[Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg @Craigbomb84]

@NathanHiggers0n She misses you. Don’t go back 👍

[Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg @Craigbomb84]

I miss watching 13 year olds with mustaches launch bombs at the LLWS.
This shit is unwatchable now.

[Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg @Craigbomb84]

@budishammered

[Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg @Craigbomb84]

Had to pay this place a visit because of my latest tweet. 😎 #aura

[Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg @Craigbomb84]

@rayrayopen247 That takes balls Raymond, stay strong and don’t go back soldier!

[Craig “The Sulten of Swat” Bodenberg @Craigbomb84]

I don’t even know what to say. Suffocate me?