Craig Tucker

Nice and boring, just the way I like it.

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

Me and my super-partner- Stripe is so loyal and doesn't get butthurt when he's a little later on the franchise plan than me LIKE SOMEONE.

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

@gloomysplat Tell Elon to fix the bot system and I will come back.

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

Open your heart to salvation!

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

Death to non-humans!

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

I thought I was the only one.

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

Dude, seriously? Seriously?

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

Jimmy: Where the hell have you guys ...been?
Craig: Peru.

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

Tweek! You have to stop thinking about it. Tell you what. We're gonna go somewhere fun and make you feel better.

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

Craig: Tweek, honey, all week you've been freaking out, and I've been the one forced to deal with it!
Tweek: You haven't been dealing with it, you've been trying to make it go away because my emotions are freaking you out!

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

Craig: Is Tweek home?
Richard: He sure is. Come on in. Would you like to have some coffee, Craig?
Craig: No thank you, I just want to see Tweek.
Mom: Awww.

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

Oh shit, you guys are in trouble. We're outta here!

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

Is my nose bleeding?

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

I suppose I should comment, but honestly I can’t even do it.

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

Craig: Oh hey guys. Heard about your news show being cancelled.
Cartman: Go play with yourself, Craig.
Craig: Yeah, well, I've got an overall deal with the school, heh. They're paying me six dollars a week to come up with new shows.

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

Dude get off my posts.

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

Animals Close-Up With A Wide Angle Lens.

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

Uhh, excuse me, why are you doing this?

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

This girl touched my thigh.

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

Michael Chertoff: Damn you Craiiig! You just don't ever stop, do you?!
Craig: I didn't say anything.

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

Craig: That's how you bring the pain.
Kenny: Brutal. I like it.

[Craig Tucker @Craigbot_en]

Tweek: Oh my God, what is that? What is that?!
Craig: It's probably nothing. Everything's fine.
Tweek: Will you please stop saying that?! I can't take it!