Craig Mackinlay Shit MP

South Thanet MP working hard for child poverty and climate change. I love people, pints and Wetherspoons. I’m a #legend an absolute #parody of myself

[Craig Mackinlay Shit MP @Craigmackinley]

@LozzaFox @AvaSantina @GBNEWS Bants.

[Craig Mackinlay Shit MP @Craigmackinley]

WANK BANKED

[BBC Eurovision @bbceurovision]

MEL GIEDROYC AS A BUTTER CHURNING POLISH MILKMAID! GIVE HER AN NTA RIGHT NOW!

#Eurovision2023

[Charterhouse Square @CharterhouseSq]

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.@PickardJE|#FT story published tonight reveals ‘that a second senior Tory MP was being investigated by #HMRC last summer around the same time as Nadhim #Zahawi’
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[Craig Mackinlay Shit MP @Craigmackinley]

@duncanc23166541 @AdamBienkov Aww you’ve been on twitter for almost 8 years and almost have 150 followers, well done you!

[Craig Mackinlay Shit MP @Craigmackinley]

@MichaelLCrick @AdamBienkov No you didn’t

[Craig Mackinlay Shit MP @Craigmackinley]

@MichaelLCrick @AdamBienkov Maybe not ask him what his plans for the weekend were?

[Craig Mackinlay Shit MP @Craigmackinley]

@PL1C1B @AdamBienkov Asking a homeless person ‘what are your plans this weekend?’. Yeah.

[Craig Mackinlay Shit MP @Craigmackinley]

@crusaders1898 @AdamBienkov ‘What are your plans this weekend?’

[Craig Mackinlay Shit MP @Craigmackinley]

@danielcoll84 @AdamBienkov ‘What are your plans this weekend?’

[Craig Mackinlay Shit MP @Craigmackinley]

@Godfrey28482926 @AdamBienkov The RNLI actually do a fantastic job. Have some #respect

[Craig Mackinlay Shit MP @Craigmackinley]

@PolymorphQuiche So you should. Peasant.

[Craig Mackinlay Shit MP @Craigmackinley]

@Thanet Queens funeral big screens at the Winter Gardens

[Craig Mackinlay Shit MP @Craigmackinley]

Nailed it @LizTruss_MP

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

This was a really weak, cliched speech with not a single memorable line in it.

[Craig Mackinlay Shit MP @Craigmackinley]

@PolymorphQuiche Three (3) now. #soznotsoz

[Craig Mackinlay Shit MP @Craigmackinley]

@PolymorphQuiche Oh actually. Fuck you.

[Craig Mackinlay Shit MP @Craigmackinley]

@PolymorphQuiche Four (4) now. I hear you.

[Craig Mackinlay Shit MP @Craigmackinley]

@PolymorphQuiche Oh! 3 followers! Hang on!!

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@PolymorphQuiche Poor lamb