Craig Muff

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@OffMenuOfficial @EdGambleComedy @jaydeadams I've heard James talk about Whittaker's being his favourite chocolate many times but he cannot be happy about this monstrosity...

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@nocontxtoffmenu @cawstonpress @OffMenuOfficial @EdGambleComedy @perfectsoundpod @SpotifyUK Tough to see "My Name's Andrew" miss out on top spot.

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@ST1MP0 No but it was Elliott if that helps

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@jaxel222 I'm not saying it's NOT cool...but the kids swim clubs that train at our pool all do very similar on a weekly basis.

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@MatthewBarton @maxrushden You think violence is bad...we get it

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@krustophalus Weird comment

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@KFC_UKI I agree with the sentiment but this is also, unfortunately, the closest thing to what you are usually served at KFC.

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We are categorically the worst nation in the world.

[RT UK @RTUKnews]

Benidorm + Coronavirus = Managerial mayhem!

As Spain becomes the fourth most infected nation in the world… Some Brits are doing their best to avoid virus precautions and carry on with their holiday as normal.

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@ReeceShearsmith I'm in New Zealand and I can't work out a way of watching it 😫 Please help.

[Tom McDermott @MrTomMcDermott]

Best number nine I’ve seen at Old Trafford.

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Just for the record, I thought £17m was through the roof so...

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So wait. Are people actually surprised that Harry Maguire isn't an £80m player?

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@codybondarchuk @kevinrj @alxp I can categorically say that I have never once counted the nuggets in my box either prior to or whilst eating. I do think my stomach would be subconsciously grateful though.

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See also: Fred

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Huge fan of waking up at 2.55am to watch Marcos Rojo give the ball away 23 times in the first half 🔴🔴🔴

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@J_DM_25 I vote yes

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It’s been about four years since I’ve tweeted and this irked me enough to make a return. Weird.

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I’m all for players celebrating against their old club and generally not being pathetic and nostalgic about it. But for some reason, that Koscielny transfer announcement is the most disrespectful thing I’ve ever seen.

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Honestly, of all the problems you could point to at our club, the fact that these two are still a regular starting CB pairing is number one. It’s properly mental.